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Get the .9.Adjua, Bald, Cuba, Dominica.9. mug.A term used to describe a type of woodland fairy related to the tooth fairy, except this specific fairy is almost always made up of thumb sized middle aged men with shiny egg heads and cheerful goatees, dressed in beautiful ballroom dresses and Cinderella slippers with large, butterfly wings. They have chicken feet too, but be not afraid, for harming you would be the last things these fairies would do. These gentil beings use their magnificent wands to cast spells on innocent children who have trouble sleeping, where they often sing lullabies and give lots of kisses on the cheeks.
Bald buzzed around by ears every night, tap dancing with his neon-yellow chicken legs. Ahh, what good times.
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Get the Bald mug.A cheating lying man with more hair on his chest than on his head. Usually has a cheap combover to cover his rapid balding.
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Get the Bald mug.when people are funny, they can't have anything on their heads so when they are being funny they are mentally bald.
Kevin Hart and Dwayne Johnson make a good comedy pairing because they're both mentally bald as well.
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