bald walk

the act of walking dank to flex on them haters

I finna bald walk.

by tjobree May 12, 2020

Bald

Your hair fled your scalp to escape the smell of your shit for brains.

Hym "Bwahahahahaha! AHA! Bald! Baaaaaaaaaald!"

by Hym Iam December 30, 2024

little power bald

A small man who’s proud and bald - William

omg grandpa is such a little power bald

by mel bel July 16, 2023

You’re bald

Stupid, ignorant, not knowing what the fuck 2+2 means.

Hey ump that call was terrible you’re bald!!

by Karen Krusty August 29, 2020

Bald bastard

The act of using your bald head to rub onto another's body for pleasure

His bald bastard was the best thing iv ever tried

by Dat laddy July 26, 2022

It balded

So much energy, it was that intense that their hair fell off.

He worked so so hard. It balded

by Thelxw April 26, 2024

We gotta go bald

A line of dialogue mostly used by barbers when they mess up in the process of giving someone a fresh cut when this happens they say "we gotta go bald" which means that they will have to shave the persons hair and turn them into Aang from Avatar.

Examples: Damn I messed we gotta go bald, We gotta go bald my bad bruh.

by rose_strange October 12, 2021