Dick Bagger
Dick Bagger by the beetles July 31, 2016
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Banger Tweet
A tweet of higher quality compared to most others, usually in comedic value and wording. Typically used as a compliment towards a tweet.
Banger Tweet by WhereTheHellAmI October 19, 2020
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Ear Badgers
Metaphorical miniature badgers that curl up inside your ear canal, their furry coats preventing you from hearing properly. They act as a kind of reverse Babelfish and will sometimes completely mistranslate what you are meant to have heard.
Person A: "Do you want to go for a sandwich?" Person B (with ear badgers): "What? Do I want to get sunburnt?!"
Ear Badgers by BatDyke July 6, 2008
Budger
v. (am.) The act of a female to harrass, annoy and disrupt the peaceful thoughts and quality of life of a defenseless male with incessant verbal badgering.
My mother/wife/daughter/niece/girlfriend budgered me so much on Sunday morning that I had to sneak into the woods to read the newspaper.
Budger by Botendaddy May 25, 2011
ratchet badge
Similar to a tramp stamp, a ratchet badge is a tattoo located on the upper breast of a female. Usually but not limited to animal claw prints, tribal designs and most commonly their baby daddy's name.
Brenda's love for Jamal is forever inked in ratchet history as she tattoo's his name and jersey number on her upper breast. She wears it like a badge of honor ... we forever know it as a ratchet badge.
ratchet badge by redstararmy May 22, 2013
two bagger and some tape
Banging an ugly woman without having to look at OR listen to her and picturing a beautiful woman in her place. The two bagger and some tape involves tape for over her mouth so you don't hear her talking during the deed, a bag for over her head so you don't have to look at her, and a bag for over your head in case the one over hers breaks.
Dude, how did the date go with that annoying girl, who had the face that looked like an old shoe? Oh my god, she was not just a two bagger. She was a two bagger and some tape. She was so annoying to talk to, and so ugly, but I needed to get laid so bad that I simply put some tape over her mouth, put bags on both of our heads. I then did the deed while picturing young Pamela Anderson's tits and ass.
two bagger and some tape by Stagmen October 3, 2017
LP The Banger
LP is banger af. Used to describe a fiend in many rooms in the house. Wears khaki pants and collects gender-neutral trading cards.
My gf is so LP The Banger!
Dude!! I gust got a 1/1 Gender-Neutral Trading Card! It's hella LP The Banger.
Dude!! I gust got a 1/1 Gender-Neutral Trading Card! It's hella LP The Banger.
LP The Banger by TheOGDaddy January 19, 2017