Toledo Burrito 

The act of wrapping an erect penis in a tortilla (flour or corn), then filling the tortilla with meat, rice, salsa, and other assorted ingredients. This contraption will then be used as a contraceptive while the man practices intercourse. The friction will result in the burrito cooking to a tasty, edible state. Bonus points are awarded to folks who use raw beef and successfully cook it to a medium or medium-well state.

A member of the Holy Toledo Trinity, along with the "Toledo Mosquito" and the "Toledo Funguito".

"I had the ingredients lying around, so I was like, 'Hey, Becky, do you want a Toledo Burrito?' and she was all, 'Yeah, I guess.' So I had sex with her with a burrito on my penis."

Toledo Burrito by The Earl of Teabag September 15, 2008

Wet Burrito 

After using an "Alaskin Pipeline" and the used 'dildo' is not frozen anymore, slap the women in the face with the open end, leaving a brown smear on her face.

After using my Alaskin Pipeline on your mom, she stood up and I hit her in the face with my Wet Burrito.

Wet Burrito by Dr. Syphilis April 16, 2009

Tahitian Burrito

The act of shitting in a vagina and then having sex with it.

If male injects feces into a woman's vagina. Let's it marinade. After marinating he then has sex with the feces filled vagina. This act I called The Tahitian Burrito.

Tahitian Burrito by Dirty Sanchez 1 October 25, 2013

Cell block burrito 

Wrapping you dick in a pillow case or bed sheet in a vain attempt to prevent receiving a STI when you rape some one in the ass, in prison.

Do you hear, Greg gave Pedro a Cell Block Burrito

Did he still get Aids?

Yeah

Cell block burrito by WhoaYeah1313 December 23, 2009

yeah yeah taco burrito unblock a niggito 

When you don’t understand a language and you don’t know how to respond.

Person 1: Todo mundo é estúpido, exceto eu.
Person 2: Yeah Yeah Taco Burrito Unblock A Niggito

yeah yeah taco burrito unblock a niggito by :----- April 23, 2020

hot stuffed burrito 

A form of sex when you take a nice hot stuffed burrito and shove it up your sexual partners ass then continue to fuck it.

My dick has burn marks after I gave my girlfriend a hot stuffed burrito.

hot stuffed burrito by Geoff B. May 25, 2006

Convenient Burrito 

1. A burrito that is conveniently eaten by all who observe it

2. A girl willing to have wild sex on a Tuesday night.

1. Dude i saw that convenient burrito and i ate some!
2. Man i got me a convenient burrito last night.

Convenient Burrito by Fanny Dangles January 23, 2010