crotch buffet

Crotch buffet: Usually a term used in a orgy setting where all participants freely and with out hesitation will orally perform fellatio or cunnilingus during or shortly after and before penetration sex out of any and all orifices. Ass to mouth then to pussy then to mouth then back in ass then into another willing and waiting mouth of another etc etc: Swapping partners and crotches with out discrimination but with enthusiastic fervor. Not common amongst groups less than 3 participants but can be done between 2 people.

By LuvH8Luv

The swingers party was awesome with crotch buffets in every room along with a glory hole for the shy ones.

by LuvH8Luv April 7, 2022

warthog-faced buffoon

An insult especially for people who act like total morons.
Credits to Wesley from the movie Princess Bride

Girl 1: whoops I spilt coke on your essay
Girl 2: You warthog-faced buffoon!

by Samantha Felicia Rose August 13, 2015

Master at the art of buffoonery

An insult which does not require you to swear but destroys your opponent. This insult enlightens your opponent about their shortcomings and annoyance to the society.

Sarah - you are ugly
Me - you my friend are a master at the art of buffoonery

by Popo water bottle June 7, 2023

Cut like a buffalo

To be thick-skinned. Difficult to upset, hurt, or insult. Tough.

"Do your worst; I cut like a buffalo"

by Monics August 29, 2009

Buffet shit

A generally large shit taken after eating at a buffet (old country, Chinese, etc.) It usually happens with 15-120 minutes after eating. Usually relaxing and can sometimes end your stomach ache

Guy 1. "that buffet was mad good man."

Guy 2. "Na man the Buffet Shit was way better, I feel amazing

by Kaz1510 March 30, 2010

the buffalo theory

A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And, when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine!

That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.

The buffalo theory is concrete proof that getting drunk is good for your intelligence

by Raziel February 4, 2004

Buffer Boy

The man you use to divert your attention to avoid getting too smitten by the guy you really like.

Marie was crushing on Rob hard but, fortunately, she had quite a few buffer boys she had met on Snatch.com, as well as the mystery man she met at the market last night.

by Marie16 May 23, 2011