boner cheese

another word for semen

"Dude i totally shot my boner cheese all over her last night."

boner cheese by quesodelanoche September 28, 2008

boner log

a chart used to catalog the frequency, duration, causation, and time of occurrence of any boner during a given period; similar to a dream diary; best formatted in an Excel spreadsheet. A boner log can be most useful in measuring one's virility or libido.

Also handy in arena of male competition.

In our double-blind, analytical study, the boner log was used to measure the virility of males age 75-80.

BRO 1: Dude, look at my boner log. I get hard every day at 3:00.

BRO 2: That's weak! Look at this. I had one for 30 minutes last Wednesday.

BRO 1: Tight, bro.

boner log by tboisen3 November 11, 2009

boner wierdo 

A boner wierdo is defined as a true wierdo sporting a boner or have the capability of producing an erection unexpectedly.

Brian the deaf guy that looks like Panama Jack and parades around town with a notped and gyrates when giving a girl a hug. That's a boner wierdo.

boner wierdo by MarkOPoko November 30, 2009

Boner Machine 

An attractive woman who can produce boners on an industrial scale.

"Dude, have you seen the new chick?"
"Yeah man. She's a total boner machine."
"Got that right. Gotta go adjust my trousers."

Boner Machine by Whoopdeedo March 29, 2015

boner drinker

some one who sucks dick, aka some one who drinks boners

That gay pride parade is always full of boner drinkers.

boner drinker by I am Big Jake hear me roar March 12, 2009

Boner-joy

To spread any kind of joy (euphoria, Christmas cheer, etc.) in any way as long as boners are involved in the process.

Tonight we're going to spread some boner-joy down at DICK's Sporting Goods by making a Bonequinn.

Boner-joy by Scraphê December 19, 2009

Boner Recall 

The memory of an erotic situation where only the object of facination is remembered causing an involuntary erection. All other details are forgotten like the day, surroundings, or even names.

Guy1: Hmm those bananas are on sale.
Guy2: Bananas....oh my (covers groin).
Guy1: WTF!
Guy2: Sorry. Just had a total boner recall of the time in highschool that cheerleader was eating a banana.
Guy1: Damn, wish I was there.

Boner Recall by botoitchi March 1, 2010