Definitions by Scraphê
Johnny Lights
When someone has Christmas lights in quantity, but not quality. Lights of all sorts are often just thrown onto the lawn, and chain lights are usually still un-strung. Lights are usually in full view, but are never turned on, especially at night.
We went to go look at all the Christmas lights last night... most people on this town have Johnny Lights.
Johnny Lights by Scraphê December 20, 2009
Bonequinn
Noun. A fusion of the words boner and manequinn, meaning a manequinn (usually in a wide, open, busy, and public store such as Macy's), whom is modeling tight clothes or underwear, has received a penis-shaped object (usually found in the store itself) in its pants or underwear, creating the illusion that the manequinn has a boner. Ultilized best when choosing an easily-visible manequinn in the busiest part of the store.
MGMTree
Noun. A reference to the band MGMT and Christmas trees. In order to create an MGMTree, one must take a white artificial Christmas tree, paint it neon colors, use black lights and strobe lights for the lights, and glowsticks for ornaments. One must play either MGMT or other techno music when the tree is turned on.