by ShadyAzzBish August 17, 2016

When two or more people engaging in intercourse defecate in the bed and continue to have sex under the sheets.
Last weekend at the party Julia and John were going to use one of the rooms, but walked into three pigs in a blanket.
The two left immediately with their noses scarred with the smell of pastures.
The two left immediately with their noses scarred with the smell of pastures.
by Harry Scrotter April 20, 2019

"Don't bother with me tonight love. I'm on the butcher's blanket".
"Look at his face! She must be butcher's blanket!"
"Look at his face! She must be butcher's blanket!"
by pritchy September 2, 2015

The act of sucking on someone's toes while their foot still has a sock on it. The sock is the blanket wrapping the "pigs" that are that person's toes.
by bigh0ss99 April 18, 2022

When you have sexual intercourse with a/your grandma and she flops her post coital booby over your shoulder as she big spoons you and lulls you to sleep. Often accompanied by smells of warm cookies and stale ribbon candy.
by Davey boy 27 May 8, 2023

by Grizzled67 February 29, 2024

Someone who offers your comfy blanket in trade for their crummy one and then gives your nice blanket to someone else and gives you back a crap-ass blanket.
Listen you frickin Blanket Misanthrope, you're welcome to use a shit blanket but don't try giving my nice one away.
by luck_20 January 2, 2024
