cold wet blanket

What you want when you're on Molly.

There's nothing like a cold wet blanket when you're rolling on some Molly

by shibbycoleslawpoe August 20, 2017

Blanket

A veil of safety, maybe? Maybe a shield, to protect you from ghosts. Nobody really knows what it is, but all we know is that it protects you. It's also great at warming you.

I will protecc myself... with this BLANKET!!!!!!

by l a w n m o w e r November 9, 2020

blanket blaster

Someone who masturbates in bed and doesn't keep it clean, getting their cum all over the place.

I found out the hard way on laundry day that my teenage son has become a blanket blaster.

by BBlaster June 1, 2025

Apple blanket

When someone peels the skin off an apple and eats it.

That fucking idiot really eating the apple blanket?

by Mpact September 23, 2022

Sausage Blanket

A condom

Ray should of used a sausage blanket before fucking Kim.

by DickPic21 June 14, 2018

Blanket Boy

Opposite of a "Pillow Princess ." A boy (specifically Elliot), mostly an LGBTQ man, who prefers to receive sexual stimulation more than they do to give it.

"Elliot is a blanket boy."

by Babeybee November 5, 2019

Virginia blanket

A Virginia blanket is another name for someone who sleeps all day

That guy is being a Virginia blanket rn

by Boneless soda October 18, 2025