Gates of Andaron

MMORPG relatively new to the seen. Basically a failed wow killer.

Satan: 'Hey! Jesus! I found an awesome new MMORPG!'

Jesus: 'What is it?'

Satan: 'Gates of Andaron!'

Jesus: 'LOL total fail. Just a wow killer.'

Satan: 'Fuck.'

by Thekingofbs September 14, 2009

Gating

The sexual act of locking yourself in your filthy bedroom to smear shit on your body while jerking off in a depraved, sweaty mess.

Me: I just got done gating in my room, and my mind has never felt clearer; I need to take a shower now.

by IG1879 March 13, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025

Gates

The name of a boy who was named after the thing that blocks pigs from escaping their fucking pen. A fence. This boy can come across as charming and adorable, but is really a bitch. This is a boy who only “dates” girls that are not his race (specifically white girls, even though he is not white himself). He is extremely self centered and just plays with girls emotions. Next time you meet a Gates, be prepared to get your feelings played with and begged for nudes. Watch out ladies, he’s a wild one!

Girl: “Omg is that Gates”
Boy: “Yeah. Why?”
Girl: “I don’t know, he just fucking played 5 girls in a day. It’s crazy.”

by ScaletoBail May 19, 2020

Gate

A gorgeous woman in her 20's who often has explosive psychotic episodes and an unstable/unpredictable demeanor similar to an American alligator. She has a ravenous appetite for live male meat, and she frequently performs multiple death rolls during sexual intercourse.

There is no way I could handle that chic I met at the bar last night, she was a hell of a fuck, but she is a straight gate.

by Mastergater June 4, 2018

Devils gate keeper

The Devils Gate Keeper: This is the cross between constipation and sketchy food decisions. You are alerted to this phenomenon by gut wrenching twisting pain in your lower abdomen. The kind of pain that makes you want to curl up in a ball and die. This pain is usually associated with the explosive diarrhea which follows a long night of light beer and Taco Bell. The difference is once you finally crawl to the toilet because it hurts too much to stand, you are not greeted with violent relief. Instead the pain continues as you strain and push with the force to cause a brain hemorrhage until you are finally able to pop the cork of despair. Once this happens you almost die as you feel your soul exit your body via your ass.

So I’m a little bit dehydrated and had ten day old leftover chicken gumbo for lunch yesterday, which caused me to battle the devils gate keeper this morning.

by Pedro11111 April 11, 2019

Friendly Barn Gate Meeting

A meeting in which farmers from the dating site "farmers only.com" have an orgy, sometimes with animals.

I was going to take my exams tomorrow but I already have a friendly barn gate meeting to attend, and I hear Farmer Joe is bring his horse.

by Obviously Jesus March 8, 2015