Nobody asked

Saying this obnoxious phrase is the quickest way to make everyone despise your existence. Saying this is the verbal equivalent of white noise as it adds nothing to the conversation and only causes annoyance. If you say this phrase, go fuck yourself.
Person 1: Nice, my relative beat cancer

Person 2: Nobody asked
Person 1: stares with hatred in his eyes before pulling out a gun and shooting Person 2 in the head
by Partydude17 May 23, 2023
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Don’t ask don’t tell

The amount of money you and your partner have agreed can be spent without the other’s approval or awareness. Typically used by the gays. Probably started with the now defunct Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell laws in the US.
Kake: “What did you spend $20 on yesterday?”
Jack: “Don’t ask don’t tell”
by Ominous 01 May 12, 2024
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Asks how to make couscous

A request for information or clarity where the act of asking the question takes more time and effort than using common sense or readily available guidance.
he's asked how to access the wifi again. He's got the same information I do. If he asks how to make couscous one more time I'm going to kill him.
by Spanner16 June 13, 2023
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Asking for a tour

Means she/he wanna fuck. Or sent pics
Jesse is asking for a tour, what does that mean??

Means he wanna smash
by Toursfor$69 December 25, 2020
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Its used for trash-talkers to trash-talk you
Example

Person 1:gg bro

Person 2: ratio + l + didn't ask + didn't care

Person 1: lol mad
by YesNoOfficial October 21, 2022
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that random annoying kid who will ask their friend to get their crushes number and immediately get rejected
ew it’s that kid who asked for your number, run
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Asks,sslall

Me: how u doing?
Grandma: Asks,sslall
Me: r/ihadastroke-
by PseudonymNameThingy April 19, 2020
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