alamort

Confounded, struck dumb, unable to say or do anything

I was alamort when de booley dog pinched me.

by Bob Prochko September 21, 2005

Alamogordo

A small city in southern New Mexico known for its proximity to the site of the first atomic explosion. Possibly due to the extreme radiation levels, Alamogordo is filled with rednecks, bible-thumpers and priss-mouthed old grundies who're more interested in controlling each others' sex lives than getting on with living. Alamogordo may possibly have the highest percentage of pedophiles and John Birch Society members in the USA.

I was thinking of killing myself but decided to move to Alamogordo instead.

by Upton O'Goode March 11, 2011

alarmingamber

The best person in the world. Most likely a streamer that deserves to be partnered. If a streamer has a very positive community :)

AlarmingAmber is the best

by Ur avg toe daddy October 15, 2020

pornstar alarmclock

Screaming while ejaculating on to the face of your sleeping partner

Joey gave her the pornstar alarmclock. All over Suzie's face.

by Roberto Mokobaun December 29, 2018

Alamanated

-verb, to be screwed by The Alamanator

I was married to The Alamanator for 9 months and have obviously been Alamanated because she got me knocked up with triplets...

by IAmUrStalker December 3, 2010

Alamachtelfing

Something you say when you're trying to not make any sense.
You can also use this to confuse the person youre speaking to.

This can be upgraded by waiting for the other person to say "What?", and then responding with "Huuh?".

David: "Hey Hank, what are you doing?"

Hank: "Hey dave, im just alamachtelfing"
David: "What?"
Hank: "Huhh?"

by YeSKRT March 14, 2018

Alamony

Veterans widows benefits paid to Elizabeth Patton-Crockett and other wives of the deceased patriots from the Texas Revolution massacre.

For some divorced husbands, having to pay alamony actually feels comparably painful to being killed in action at the infamous Mexican chapel.

by QuacksO August 30, 2018