after splash

When ur shit hits the water and some water splashs up and the water ends up in ur asshole.

After the huge dookie hit the water i got a big after splash.

by cartman5000 July 26, 2004

aftermilk

The milk left over after a bowl of cereal. It is usually cold and sweet and often contains small cereal particles.

My favorite aftermilk is from a bowl of Cookie Crisp because it is cold and sweet and has little lost choclate chips in it.

by thegonz76 September 4, 2009

After

Probably the best fanfiction ever. Like, ever. It's amazing and even if you think One Direction is the faggiest band in the world, you have to admit that after reading After 1, 2, and 3, you have completely lost your innocence, sense of direction, and mind all at once. Anna Todd is a magical miracle worker and her writing skills make white girls all over the world scream and pant. I think I've made my point. :)

I told my friend to read After over the week and she came up to me on Monday and said to me "Jesus Christ, bless the author of this book, for she needs Jesus"

by Taylah :) June 10, 2014

Aftertizer

Usually refers to items consumed and or performed after finishing a good romp. In part the antonym of an appetizer.

After having had an intense orgasm, Dianne lighted up her menthol Virginia Slims, her preferred Aftertizer.

by RedAvenger December 21, 2008

Crappily Ever after

Crappily Ever After is kinda like Happily Ever After, except the opposite...

Look at those two, shacking up and all, they are destined to live Crappily Ever After..

by kabLeo2 December 8, 2012

nine in the afternoon

The panic at the disco song with a hidden meaning.
"feeling unique"... your eyes are the size of the moon.. feeling so good just the way that we do when its nine in the afternoon.... just a few lyrics from the song as describing being high, which they were while writing this song.
we know this because pete wentz stated "when they were writing the song they called me.. its was like 4 in the morning but i was laughing because they were all retarded... and the reason wasn't exactly legal."

man we had alot of fun at nine in the afternoon

by hanna p-slizzle May 18, 2008

aftershave

The act of ejaculating into your hand then smacking the person you just got done having sex with across the face with the ejaculate-filled hand, as though you were in an aftershave commercial.

She said she wanted my cum on her face, so I gave her the aftershave.

by go_lanche May 22, 2006