Naile

Naile is someone who doesn’t make any sense. One minute she’s laughing for no reason, the next she’s shes crashing out because she thinks someone stole her popcorn. Nailes pretty dumb but thats okay, they’re a great friend to have around, even if they think Africa is a country. If you meet a Naile in your life, keep them! Just keep in mind any sense left in your life won’t last long! (She loves Jiggers)

Lucas: Bro that girl is so funny she loves to laugh, although she has a but of a temper.
Me:Ohhhh so you mean shes a Naile.

by ihatejiggers123 July 29, 2025

International crispy toe nails dripped in cheddar cheese eating day

On the twenty-first of June, you should eat crispy toe nails dipped in cheddar cheese until you have a stomach puncture.

Have you heared what happened to Joe?

No what?

He's got stomach puncture, he's in the hospital.

Oh my god, why?

Check urbandictionary. You'll read about the International crispy toe nails dripped in cheddar cheese eating day

by HipósGeci June 20, 2021

Nail the dismount

with reference to relationships: a compliment paid to an individual who has extricated themselves from a tricky relationship with an ex-partner who owns a penis, and has happily and successfully landed into a relationship with a new partner who doesn't.

OMG...I saw Renée at the farmer's market yesterday with her new girlfriend and they look GREAT together and so happy. Even the kids looked happier. I mean...I hope things are civil with her ex but I never thought they were gonna last. Secretly, I knew she would totally NAIL the dismount!

by Y0J1mb0t August 21, 2025

Fuzzy Nail Polish

Fuzzy Nail Polish is a nail polish from sally hansen it is made to look fuzzy and like a fuzzy pillow. It is an ok polish but hard to use.

"Have you tried Fuzzy Nail Polish yet?"
"No how is it?"

by CornFlakes N. Mihul May 8, 2013

Skank nails

Fingernails too long to wipe your ass, difficult hygiene, nasty

She probably has a hard time wiping her ass with those skank nails.

by Taintedbird July 19, 2025

Nail Buddy

A person who you get your nails done with. One who you can trust, especially not to turn you into the police for following them around.

This is Bob, my nail buddy.

by MrRed December 1, 2009

Pooper Scooper Nails

When someone with really long finger nails wipes their ass and the shit gets under the nails

Clip your nails before they become pooper scooper nails

by SUMFURRYTHING November 12, 2021