Special Beam Cannon

noun
1. A special attack that was originally used by Piccolo in "Dragon Balls Z", it is an attack where a beam is shot from the index and the middle finger and shoots in an straight motion. When shot, you must say "SPECIAL BEAM CANNON!" and aim your index and middle finger tawords the target.
Piccolo: SPECIAL BEAM CANNON!
*fires epically*

Raditz: AUGH!
*dies*
by SolidSnake123 December 06, 2009
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Sphincterless Shit Cannon

Someone who spends the majority of their workday clogging up the toilet and consistently smells like ass. Someone who who shits every hour on the hour, has no intestine, just a shit tube running from their throat to their ass, has been known to shit watermelons and small marsupials.
Man don't go into the bathroom, Jonathan has been acting like a Sphincterless Shit Cannon.
by cuddlefinger November 15, 2011
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Calcium Cannons

Hey Niels that peki has Calcium Cannons, put your wiener back in ur pants
by Birdmagnet July 15, 2022
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Bass Cannon

A large cannon, typically wielded by a pony DJ, That uses high frequency noise and extremely fast paced bass to carve out large areas of land that people ( or ponies ) that pissed them off recently stood on.
Damn, Did you see that jackass cranky get obliterated by that bass cannon?
by Mr. Dr. Prof. Phil July 11, 2016
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Shot out of a cannon

Feeling pumped or hyped; energetic, wild-eyed and charged. Vernacular made popular by the Bubba the Love Sponge radio show.
Roger: Man, after that hit of blow I'm feeling really shot out of a cannon.

Jose: You should try some of this Mexican meth I just got, holmes.
by crazy4honda January 23, 2010
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blasted a confetti cannon

During a party at a work convention in which Sir Mix-A-Lot was performing, I blasted a confetti cannon.
by jk63 March 05, 2016
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Redneck circus-cannon

A redneck circus-cannon is when a person stuffs worms in a garden hose and turns it on
I remember when I was young getting punished for shooting redneck circus-cannons inside the trailer
by The Smarty farty 420 January 15, 2022
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