A shower taken while drinking one or multiple beers. Has the same relaxing effect of drinking in a hot tub. There are different levels of happy showers. A regular one includes one beer, a double happy shower entails the drinking of two beers, triple with three, and so on. A super happy shower includes any of the above but while also receiving a blowjob.
Dude #1: Bro you're sweaty as all hell. Did you just work out? You need a shower.
Dude #2: Yeah, man, toss me a couple beers, I'm gonna make it a happy shower.
Dude #1: Where's your girlfriend at? Tell her to give you a blowjob and you can make it a super happy shower.
Dude #2: Yeah, man, toss me a couple beers, I'm gonna make it a happy shower.
Dude #1: Where's your girlfriend at? Tell her to give you a blowjob and you can make it a super happy shower.
by Dweebos Maximus March 18, 2009
Get the happy showermug. Dude: Yeah, got a date tonight.
Friend: You're gonna take a shower right?
Dude: Shit. I stay "shower-fresh"
Friend: You're gonna take a shower right?
Dude: Shit. I stay "shower-fresh"
by f150baby December 10, 2010
Get the shower-freshmug. When camping for the converted Duke of Edinburgh Award, many UK students resorted to a deodorant shower in a desperate bid to stave off the daily encroachment of offensive odours.
by mrbicrevise September 21, 2005
Get the Deodorant Showermug. To take a crap and skip the use of traditional toilet paper and jump straight to the shower to clean up.
Steve: hey there Mike i see you made it into work on time today
Mike: Well i did a shower jump this morning and saved some time
Steve: I don't know what the hell a shower jump is but I'm promoting you to management!
Mike: gee thanks
Mike: Well i did a shower jump this morning and saved some time
Steve: I don't know what the hell a shower jump is but I'm promoting you to management!
Mike: gee thanks
by Duhwilly August 15, 2012
Get the Shower Jumpmug. a life-changing shower experience that involves eating an apple in the shower; the experience is best when done with another person and music (just make sure to keep the water cool enough so you don’t overheat lol)
Emily: Hey Nick, you know what would be the best way to celebrate our anniversary?
Nicholas: What?!
Emily: Shower apples!
Nicholas: Hey! I’m down! Happy anniversary :)
Nicholas: What?!
Emily: Shower apples!
Nicholas: Hey! I’m down! Happy anniversary :)
by Miwa_waq December 19, 2018
Get the Shower Applemug. The inevitable shower a thot, gay or straight, will take to freshen up after being mercilessly fucked.
by Vargpill January 25, 2019
Get the Thot Showermug. A term often used in Jail or prison.
When an inmate would subscribe to a hot chicks magazine such as maxim so he can rip out pages of the half naked chicks.
he then proceeds to stick the paper in a plastic waterproof sleeve...
then stick it to the wall in the shower.
sometimes many of these will be in the shower at once for viewers pleasure
When an inmate would subscribe to a hot chicks magazine such as maxim so he can rip out pages of the half naked chicks.
he then proceeds to stick the paper in a plastic waterproof sleeve...
then stick it to the wall in the shower.
sometimes many of these will be in the shower at once for viewers pleasure
Ice-Pick " Hey man you got that new maxim? "
Stomps " hell yeah son! "
Ice-Pick " oh you know we bouts ta get down on some new shower packs! "
Stomps " hell yeah son! "
Ice-Pick " oh you know we bouts ta get down on some new shower packs! "
by Zachary Oside January 21, 2009
Get the Shower packmug.