happy shower

A shower taken while drinking one or multiple beers. Has the same relaxing effect of drinking in a hot tub. There are different levels of happy showers. A regular one includes one beer, a double happy shower entails the drinking of two beers, triple with three, and so on. A super happy shower includes any of the above but while also receiving a blowjob.

Dude #1: Bro you're sweaty as all hell. Did you just work out? You need a shower.

Dude #2: Yeah, man, toss me a couple beers, I'm gonna make it a happy shower.

Dude #1: Where's your girlfriend at? Tell her to give you a blowjob and you can make it a super happy shower.

by Dweebos Maximus March 18, 2009

shower-fresh

the term used for describing how clean you are.

Dude: Yeah, got a date tonight.
Friend: You're gonna take a shower right?
Dude: Shit. I stay "shower-fresh"

by f150baby December 10, 2010

shower shotgun

to pregame in the shower. there is no actual "shotgunning" involved so this may be done with a mixed drink or a beer. The only stipulation is that the drink must be drunk ENTIRELY in the shower.

chick 1:you're so trashed... what happened??
chick 2: well, I only had a half hour before we headed to the party so instead of taking time to get ready and then pregame, I just shower shotgunned my screwdriver.
chick 1: probably not your best decision...

by hapless2012 September 10, 2009

Shower Jump

To take a crap and skip the use of traditional toilet paper and jump straight to the shower to clean up.

Steve: hey there Mike i see you made it into work on time today

Mike: Well i did a shower jump this morning and saved some time

Steve: I don't know what the hell a shower jump is but I'm promoting you to management!

Mike: gee thanks

by Duhwilly August 15, 2012

Shower Sandal

The act of placing a freshly used rubber in the shoe of a sexual parter, usually a hutch.

Lauren almost shit her pants when she realized I had just given her a Shower Sandal.

by Gul Kr3w January 9, 2008

Shower Apple

a life-changing shower experience that involves eating an apple in the shower; the experience is best when done with another person and music (just make sure to keep the water cool enough so you don’t overheat lol)

Emily: Hey Nick, you know what would be the best way to celebrate our anniversary?

Nicholas: What?!
Emily: Shower apples!

Nicholas: Hey! I’m down! Happy anniversary :)

by Miwa_waq December 19, 2018

Thot Shower

The inevitable shower a thot, gay or straight, will take to freshen up after being mercilessly fucked.

God, he destroyed me. I need a thot shower...

by Vargpill January 25, 2019