A shower taken while drinking one or multiple beers. Has the same relaxing effect of drinking in a hot tub. There are different levels of happy showers. A regular one includes one beer, a double happy shower entails the drinking of two beers, triple with three, and so on. A super happy shower includes any of the above but while also receiving a blowjob.
Dude #1: Bro you're sweaty as all hell. Did you just work out? You need a shower.
Dude #2: Yeah, man, toss me a couple beers, I'm gonna make it a happy shower.
Dude #1: Where's your girlfriend at? Tell her to give you a blowjob and you can make it a super happy shower.
Dude #2: Yeah, man, toss me a couple beers, I'm gonna make it a happy shower.
Dude #1: Where's your girlfriend at? Tell her to give you a blowjob and you can make it a super happy shower.
by Dweebos Maximus March 18, 2009
To take a crap and skip the use of traditional toilet paper and jump straight to the shower to clean up.
Steve: hey there Mike i see you made it into work on time today
Mike: Well i did a shower jump this morning and saved some time
Steve: I don't know what the hell a shower jump is but I'm promoting you to management!
Mike: gee thanks
Mike: Well i did a shower jump this morning and saved some time
Steve: I don't know what the hell a shower jump is but I'm promoting you to management!
Mike: gee thanks
by Duhwilly August 15, 2012
A term often used in Jail or prison.
When an inmate would subscribe to a hot chicks magazine such as maxim so he can rip out pages of the half naked chicks.
he then proceeds to stick the paper in a plastic waterproof sleeve...
then stick it to the wall in the shower.
sometimes many of these will be in the shower at once for viewers pleasure
When an inmate would subscribe to a hot chicks magazine such as maxim so he can rip out pages of the half naked chicks.
he then proceeds to stick the paper in a plastic waterproof sleeve...
then stick it to the wall in the shower.
sometimes many of these will be in the shower at once for viewers pleasure
Ice-Pick " Hey man you got that new maxim? "
Stomps " hell yeah son! "
Ice-Pick " oh you know we bouts ta get down on some new shower packs! "
Stomps " hell yeah son! "
Ice-Pick " oh you know we bouts ta get down on some new shower packs! "
by Zachary Oside October 11, 2008
to pregame in the shower. there is no actual "shotgunning" involved so this may be done with a mixed drink or a beer. The only stipulation is that the drink must be drunk ENTIRELY in the shower.
chick 1:you're so trashed... what happened??
chick 2: well, I only had a half hour before we headed to the party so instead of taking time to get ready and then pregame, I just shower shotgunned my screwdriver.
chick 1: probably not your best decision...
chick 2: well, I only had a half hour before we headed to the party so instead of taking time to get ready and then pregame, I just shower shotgunned my screwdriver.
chick 1: probably not your best decision...
by hapless2012 September 10, 2009
by Gul Kr3w December 25, 2007
Dude: Yeah, got a date tonight.
Friend: You're gonna take a shower right?
Dude: Shit. I stay "shower-fresh"
Friend: You're gonna take a shower right?
Dude: Shit. I stay "shower-fresh"
by f150baby December 09, 2010
An Australian term describing the act of having a cheap cask of wine above ones head (either held by ones self or an individual known as the squirter) and squirting the contents into ones open mouth for a prolonged period of time, with such contents often pouring onto the face, clothes and hair, thus it is regarded as a shower of goon
by Paul Turner November 13, 2007