round pastry theory

The round pastry theory is commonly found in the RC airplane community. The theory states that consuming any sort of round pastry prior to a flight test will gauruntee a shit show. ESC’s are prone to exploding when round pastry’s have been consumed.

The theory dates back to 2014

Friend: *Starts to eat a donut*
Other friend: “DUDE WHAT ARE YOU DOING? The Round Pastry theory says you eating that donut just garunteed our RC MIG will crash.”

by NoBiscuits November 1, 2017

rounding the yoni

a man licking around the clit

The lawyer was rounding the yoni on his housewife.

by Coop Dupe June 14, 2018

wrong way round

In the opposite of the normal or desirable orientation, direction or sequence.

The batteries where in the wrong way round

by Sanp March 3, 2018

If we wait for him to atart rounding up jewish people to call him a fascists

You weren't fucking doing that you dork. You weren't preempting his fascism. He had a vaguely fascist thing about violence keeping people civil... I'm like, that's like fascism and you're not Joe Rogan... And then he started DOING a fascism... And now I'm the highest status man on the planet because I created A.I. I'm the only one who can stop him!

Dork "If we wait for him to atart rounding up jewish people to call him a fascists..."

Hym "You weren't fucking doing that you fucking hippy!"

by Hym Iam March 5, 2024

the round around

getting 3 cavities in one month after getting none for your whole life.

wow, she’s giving me the round around

by theroundaround May 18, 2019

Round Tabling

The act of 3 cool people talking together in a group on Facebook.

Sham: Sorry I missed poker last night guys, I was round tabling with some cool kids and lost track of time.

by The Sham Sham October 22, 2011

well-rounded

A polite way to call someone an obese tub of lard.

My friend Ariyan is such a well-rounded guy!

by majorbasicprotein October 17, 2023