struggle bus

A generic conceptual term for the vehicle or conveyance used to get to work or school after a late night of partying, especially when accompanied by a hangover.

- Carly looks like shit!
- Yeah, she took the struggle bus into work today.

by G-Money December 9, 2008

Hit By A Bus

Hit By A Bus is slang for "Overdose".
It was derived from the ancient greek story of Sir Birnbaum III and is growing in popularity.

Man you really got hit by a bus - we'll all be praying for you.

by rountrjf March 21, 2008

Gank bus

Gank bus is a bus that can only be rode in video games. When someone defeats you, you take a ride on there gank bus.

r u rdy 2 jump on the gank bus?

by Chanz October 23, 2005

Bus Driver

The definition of Bus Driver traces it routes to Mexican folklore, where parents told their child if they did not behave, an angry short chubby gringo would steal (or molest) their souls. In modern times, this term has been relegated to a specific bus dispatcher. He is prone to unnecessary and disturbing conversations. Usually these involve a misunderstanding of his job, sticking it to the man, smoke-stacks, non-work related fluids (penetrating oil, or gallons of rum), and the boasting of extremely durable items that are not actually durable. The purpose of these conversations is to avoid work, or to one up another's story. This leads to a series of unsupportable fallacies. Examples are part-time diabetes, and laptops stronger than stone. Prolonged exposure to this individual may lead to turrets like blurting of random words and noises. In rare instances, this may escalate to feline AIDS.

"Fred walked over to Barney's desk to Bus Driver the project. In the end, Barney ended up doing Fred's work and showing HR where he was touched on a teddy bear."

by DeadPuffin November 14, 2013

School Bus

A large yellow vehcile used to transport kids to school, generally these buses Don't have enough FOOT room, these buses are usally used by public schools but there are private school buses as well, oddly enough I never see kids inside school buses. I just see a half crazy ugly bus driver.

give me some damn footspace

by footspace May 6, 2005

bus driver

an person who repeatedly throws an individual(s) under the bus.

What a bus driver! I can't believe he threw me under the bus again for the second time this month! Is he trying to get me fired?

by Frank S. M. August 18, 2008

Bus Noob

The kind of person who freaks out yelling "Back door!" at the bus driver because they can't figure out how to open the back door. Usually they assume they are trapped and begin to panic. This is caused by being incredibily stupid, or simply because they've never been on a bus before.

Passenger: Back door!
Driver: Press the yellow strip
Passenger: It's not working! Ahh!
Driver: Bus Noob.

by C-92 January 16, 2010