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Absofuckinshitsolutely 

An exclamatory adverb describing the great extent of an attribute. Occasionally used with verbal displays of affection. Originated while addressing falconing royalty, especially the female falconer - falconess.
"I absofuckinshitsolutely love you."

absolute pitch 

Absolute pitch (commonly referred to as perfect pitch) is the rare musical ability to distinguish notes and pitches without a given reference. For example, people with AP can automatically spot the difference between an "Gb" (G-flat) and a Db (D-flat) without any hints given. The odds of being born with AP is 1 in 47,000 people, making this phenomenon rare. Absolute pitch can be distinguished in people who are blind since birth, and in most cases, people affected by Williams Syndrome and autistic spectrum disorders. Some famous examples of absolute pitch include John Phillip Sousa, Ludwig van Beethoven, Julie Andrews, Freddie Mercury, Yanni, Steve Vai, Mariah Carey, Michael Jackson, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, Franz Schubert, the Mendelssohn siblings, Leonard Bernstein, Stephen Sondheim, and Andrew Lloyd Webber.
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart is said to have been born with absolute pitch, playing one of his father's piano sonatas correctly four minutes after listening to it. He was at the age of four at the time.
absolute pitch by ThrashBash November 4, 2013
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Yo look at my Absacob he the Best
absacob by Unknown number 77 January 14, 2018

Absolutely Cheeks 

Being completely terrible at something or to someone.
"She is absolutely cheeks at fort nite"

"I heard his test grade was absolutely cheeks"
Absolutely Cheeks by Amplifyer October 22, 2018

Absolute Zonda Moment 

A exclaiming phrase for when you see a single or multiple Pagani Zondas of any type
I saw Kris Singh's Cinque the other day. That was an Absolute Zonda Moment for sure
Absolute Zonda Moment by msv00 November 22, 2020

Absolute Ace 

Refers to someone of amazing, unsurpassable skills in many different fields.
Absolute Ace by TY 🌹 July 13, 2021