Alabama Hot pocket

A vindictive procedure where a man wearing a condom uses a liniment such as Icy Hot or Ben Gay-type heating rub as a condom lubricant (applied only to the exterior or the condom) to give a sexual partner (usually a woman) a nasty, painful surprise.

“She complained that my dong was so small that she could barely tell I was inside her, so I decided to give her an Alabama Hot pocket-- tell me you can't feel THAT, *****!”

by HarleyinKY February 7, 2020

Hot Pocket

Having sexual intercourse with small rodents such as rats, hamsters or chihuahua's.

Would you like a Hot Pocket before bed?

by MeatWhackerSmacker March 7, 2025

Delaware Hot Pocket

The act of shitting into your hand, spreading it on your partner's armpits, and fucking the arm pit.

Devon gave your mom a Delaware Hot Pocket while on vacation! As if they weren't stinky enough.

by TismaticTard December 25, 2023

Hot Pocket

Another word for a penis. Because it's hot and hard and if you squeeze it it squirts hot liquid.

My hot pocket is massive.

by ManOfHotPocket July 31, 2021

Floridian Hot Pocket

When a Pre-teen double teams on their cousin with their grandfather

Person 1: Bro did Slaying really do a Floridian Hot Pocket

Person 2: Yeah he dipped both hands

by Stelios987654321 October 23, 2022

California hot pocket

An sexual activity involving two men, where one shits in the other's asshole and then fucks him in the asshole

"dude, I gave Dwayne a mean California hot pocket last night"

by anonymous February 15, 2024

California hot pocket

Is where a woman has anywhere from 2 to 10 guys cum in her and then she gets pawned off on the last guy

Damn bro you know the savage Jane ? I was with that last night and that California hot pocket fucked me over

by California creamy hotpocket January 10, 2024