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jelly tug

When a man masterbates using jelly as a lubricant.
Best results if jelly is microwaved so jelly is fairly warm. Increases pleasure.
I was looking to spice up my masterbatory experience so I gave myself a jelly tug. Wasn't that messy either.
by T.S. Cooper August 4, 2008
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Jelly bracelets

I think that the whole "sex bracelets" is all bull. I mean schools in my area have even banned them because they "promote" sexual relations. I believe that no matter what, people are still going to have sex and whatnot with or without banning the bracelets. Breaking someone's "sex bracelet" does not mean you HAVE to have sex with that person, it's still your choice. I wear the Jelly bracelets and yes some of my friends and my ex and my current boyfriend have even broken them but that doesn't mean I am obligated to have sex with them, I'm still a Virgin!!! My friends and I all do know what the colors "mean" but we jokingly break them basically making fun of people who actually think you have to have sex with someone who broke your black jelly bracelet. Get real people! Keep wearing those Jelly bracelets no matter what people think! ROCK ON!
omg u broke my jelly bracelet, my mom's gonna kill me!
by Jessica August 25, 2004
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jelly bracelets

O my gosh!!! This is the most stupid thing I have come across in a long time. I swear, you watch TV, right? on tv people are actually fucking i think that is more of an influence than some stupid bracelets i wear them and if any guy snaps my bracelets of there would be hell.
by cat March 3, 2004
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Jelly Bracelets

colorful bracelets worn in the '80s as a fashion statement or fad, like charms or florescent socks. They did not stand for sex then. I guess times have really changed. People will find meanings for everything, like rainbows mean gay.
I used to wear all 80 of my jelly bracelets at one time.
by BlackGoddess December 11, 2003
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jelly bracelets

i came here to see what the jelly thing was all about. I wore them when i was a kid and they were cool. I had jelly sandals too...what the hell do THOSE mean now? I think its sad that some of these girls have actually bought into this whole thing and feel obligated to give up sexual favors just cuz someone "snapped" them.
Someone stepped on my black jellie shoes...and my toe hurt after.
by Kell January 31, 2004
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Totes Jellis

A new, alternative way of denoting that you are "totally jealous".
Amanda said to me, "You saw Kimya Dawson for free tonight? I'm TOTES JELLIS!"
by Said&Done January 17, 2008
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bake the jelly

when you bust your nut up in a bitch and she don't wash it out. that shit stay up in there! and it smell rank!
1) after a quickie, bitch dress up quick and don't wash and dude is like "bitch, you just gonna have to bake the jelly."

2) when jeff brings in cupcakes that his wife baked and chidi was like "how the fuck do they get the jelly in there?" and jason was like "they bake the jelly in the bitch!"
by chidi April 4, 2008
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