Awkward Box

The annoying box underneath your Facebook profile underneath your picture. People tend to put awkward lyrics that they believe "define them." Others put inside jokes that would only make sense to one other person. Facebook Stalkers are often made uncomfortable by what's in them.

Stalker 1: Hey did you see the lyrics in Joe's awkward box.
Stalker 2: Yeah it weirded me out.
Stalker 1: Dido.

Stalker 1: Her awkward box says "My body is a weapon. Whachaw! Karate move."
Stalker 2: Well that's awkward.

by awkwardlife December 29, 2009

magic box

an elevator from a dog's perspective

I live on the 4th floor and I was taking my dog out for a walk, so we took the elevator down. The dog got in the elevator on my floor and when the door opened we were on the ground floor. The dog thought, "How the fuck did that happen? We were in a magic box!"

by Wordmaster Adam November 6, 2013

Ice Boxing

A sexual act where ice cubes are inserted into a woman's pussy and male attempts to melt the ice with his dick during intercourse. For best effect, Fuck during the summer to stay cool.

My dick is an ice boxing champ, I melted all the ice from my girlfriend's box.

by TornadoWolf February 13, 2018

mow box

to perform oral sex on a woman

I mow box for a living

by Sean February 22, 2003

Black-box

To imprison someone in a secret location.

The CIA started black-boxing suspected terrorists after 9/11.

by Syjel October 28, 2009

Box Crotch

Girls legs are too spaced apart/too thin that her crotch looks like a box is put between it.

That skinny bitch totally has a box crotch!

by tastyplaydoh December 22, 2008

box bitch

A guy who is too dumb to do anything else at work besides carry boxes from one place to another.

It's hysterical to watch Jim, the box bitch, carry everyone's boxes around.

by Boxy Bitchface December 9, 2007