Stone Bro

a bloke who thinks skyrim is overrated and cant spell.

Riley: yo did you play skyrim last night
Jezza: yeah dude skyrim is amazing
*stone bro comes out of nowhere*
Liam: SKIREM AS OVARETAD!!!!
Everyone: FUCK OFF YOU STONE BRO!!!!

by Antiseve November 9, 2017

Shea Stone

Shea is a soft e girl who probably secretly watches anime constantly. She is actually suuuuuuper funny but has so many Xbox friends 🙄 jk jk she’s pretty nice. Also she’s obsessed w the tibzanata

Oh ya Shea stone I know her she was in my Xbox party last night

by “THAT” person October 25, 2019

Stoned God

A god to surpass all gods. every child should be taught to worship the stoned god as everyone who follows the stoned god is blessed with the dankest of kush.

all hail stoned god

by LP97 May 29, 2018

Boned to the Stone

When you’re so stoned that you start subconsciously switching the beginning sounds in words

E-cig ripped the bong so hard that he got boned to the stone

by Asian Tom Cruise May 8, 2019

stoned as a rock

When you are so high that you are literally a rock

I smoked 6 blunts and cant leave my bed. I am as stoned as a rock

by A real dads dad March 4, 2016

Moe's Stone

After overeating at Moe's southwest grill, A moes stone is a collection of cheese, compacted tortilla chips, guacamole, and other gut wrenching mexican delights that form a harder than concrete ball or "stone" in ones stomach. It will leave one in complete misery until the stone can be removed surgically and emergently. Moes stones are very common in the overzealous hungry bellies of pregnant women.

"Oh my god.....I ate way to much Moe's again. I can feel the Moe's stone forming in my belly. It will rip my butt if i pass it naturally. Please get me a surgeon and stretchy pants before my pregnancy hormones drive me to eat more moes, and the moes stone grows hair and legs!

by I warned you Emily January 24, 2014

Time Stones

When there isn’t a time limit and whatever will be will be

An example being when someone friend zoned you in year 9 but you end up together

“There are no time stones...”

by Brandp January 27, 2019