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English Tea Time

A sexual maneuver.

First, very hot (preferably boiling) water is placed in a partner's mouth. The partner must be laying flat on a surface. The partner then keeps his or her mouth open while the second person, a man, dips his "teabags" into the mouth of the partner, as if steeping a cup of tea. The "teabags" are left in the mouth for a few minutes, depending on how much tea flavouring is preferred. Once the desired amount of steeping is reached, the partner then swallows the water. Sugar, honey, lemon or anything one likes added to their tea should be added before swallowing but after the steeping process.
Person 1: Hey, would you mind taking me to the hospital?
Person 2: Sure. Are you okay?
Person 1: Oh, I scalded my scrotum because Jenny and I were having English Tea Time.
Person 2: That sounds painful. Is Jenny okay?
Person 1: She can't really talk because her mouth is burnt. But she liked the tea.
by The Shwastitute August 8, 2013
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olde english 800

Probably the most delicious beverage on the Planet
"Do u mind if i enjoy some of your delicious O.E playa?"
"I love olde english 800 due to its fine malty goodness and tasty qualities"
by HowsItTasteMuthaFucka November 24, 2006
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Female English Teacher

This is someone you simp for - you dream of marrying them once you are of age and buying a cottage with them in the middle of the woods and living with them happily ever after but THEY ARE TAKEN OH SHIT OH NO PLEASE GOD FUCK NO
Friend: Do you have the female English teacher fourth period?
Me: Yes ;)
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English Pancakes

The act of findin a woman over the age of 52 with really saggy tats. You then proceed to fry her tats and when they are golden brown and juicy. Then eat them and have sex untill she is dead
by Julsssssssssss October 18, 2008
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English Chimney Sweep

when you are having intercourse with your girl's ass in the doggystyle position and you are about to cum, you reach your arm around and karate chop her in the neck. this will cause her to cough, and her rectum will contract and open violently. and your orgasm will be as glorious as a fine winters day in Milwaukee.
" Hey bro, I gave my girl an English Chimney Sweep last night!"

"oh damn bro! you a bad muh fucka"
"she broke up with me. fml."
"doesn't matter had sex"
chorus" I JUST HAD SEEEEEEEEX"
by SwagMedaFuckOut March 7, 2012
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Oxford English Dictionary

If I'm not sure about the definition of a word, I might check the Oxford English Dictionary for an accurate and in-depth definition.
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English Chug Off

Not to be confused with the American Chug Off (the harmless practice of chugging beers with friends), the English Chug Off is much different. In America, it is known as "Circle Jerking." The (male) participants in the English Chug Off gather round in a circle and begin to masturbate until each one ejaculates. While this practice is found by most people to be distasteful, others claim that nothing is more beautiful when all participants climax at once.
Corey: Hey I'm a little bored, want to do a chug off?
Jeremy: If you mean an English chug off, then YES!
Corey: I'll call my boy Jimmy and we can get started!
by JamesKeaton August 24, 2011
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