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But I don't threaten kids though!

Neither do I!
A doofus "But I don't threaten kids though!"

Hym "I've never threatened any kids! I've told people exactly what would happen if I had to live like this and I've told them exactly what I would or would not do and exactly why I would do it. In explicit terms. The child death LITERALLY couldn't be any more avoidable for you! I've basically written an instruction manual on how to get me to NOT murder the kids and YOU DID THE OPPOSITE! If it isn't me validating your status hierarchy or your moral presuppositions... YOU DON'T WANT IT! You don't give a shit whether or not I walk outside my door and neck stab the little kids that always play basketball outside my apartment! That's all 'society' cares about. Not ME. There is no duty to me you're fulfilling. It's just getting your overlords to stamp my ticket into heaven or being the abstract phantom so I don't get in the way of the solipsists (which are just those same overlords)."
by Hym Iam May 2, 2024
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brick kids

Crazy ass kids that are not afraid of beating people’s ass for shaming their town. They aren’t all rich but know how to throw down. Don’t mess with brick kids or they will fuck you up. At the same time they ate the most fun and chill people ever and you should be friends with a brick kid. Because kids from brick, Nj are the best in Nj
Person 1: Damn I crapped talked those brick kids at the party and they fucked me up
Person 2: they threw a pretty lit party tho
by 91253Yewww August 7, 2018
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naughty kid

Kid 1: hey naughty kid
Kid 2: hey, your right for once! I am naughty!
by Joseph1012 November 30, 2017
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Nixon kid

It’s Nixon kid he’s short
by hachee35 April 23, 2022
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Pulling a insert name of some kid

When your playing games in class or watching youtube and a kid named blankyells really loudly why are you watching porn and the teacher looks at you with disappointment and says respect women
yelling something too loud

pulling a insert name of some kid
really loud
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The Kid On The Right Of you

The kid on the right of you in class, the types may vary, but the most common and run into one is a Brody. He usually plays solitaire and constantly makes retarded noises and screams at the computer, if you encounter this type, try to ignore him as much as possible or by saying "stop being a fucking retard brody"
Oh shit The Kid on the right of you is raging at solitaire again! Oh SHIT HE'S BEATING THE COMPUTER MONITOR AGAIN.
by IneedMoreStickersForMyHydro August 26, 2019
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Pencil kid

The Kid who eats the Yellow and Black Pencils in class
Person:"Bro stop your gonna get fcking sick!"
Pencil kid:"Well I haven't yet and Theyre good."
by Allmight2113 November 3, 2025
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