monkey bridge

A situation in which a monkey is used as a 'bridge' in-between sexual partners as a means of contraception.

Henry and Mary did a monkey bridge last night, they are quite adventurous.

by the wwissardd January 23, 2015

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Monkey Time

A monkey with a AK 47 will come to your house, and destroy the things you love.

Monkey Time: A monkey with a AK 47 came to my house, and destroyed my play-doh boots.

by BobTheBird5 March 6, 2021

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a shanky monkey is a phenomenal specimen, usually caught residing in the depths of nigeria, with many big black men. his physical appearance is true to a long, thin, black, scrumptious stick. he has multiple associates who constantly bully the poor shanky monkey, and few friends who watch and laugh. his mother considers him a complete and utter embarrassment to the monkeys. he is not thick, strong, or as sexy as he should be. shanky is the very embodiment of "almost there" and his brethren make sure to let him know it.

you could have been a doctor, but you ended up a shanky monkey

by shankyisblackandproud April 28, 2022

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Troll Monkey

What a mother calls her child(s) when they are out of control, or misbehaving.

Come over here you little troll monkey, pick up this mess you made.

by The Momma that knows October 8, 2019

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Punk Monkey

1:A set of Inline Skates that are bottom of the line; generally low quality or cheap Skates worn by beginners who want to learn to skate but aren't ready to spend a large amount of money just to find out they really don't like inline skating.

2:A pseudo-abrasive term, that is an informal way to tell someone their ride (not always inline skates) is cheap, basic, or bottom of the line.

You: "Those neighborhood Rail Rats just strapped on some Punk Monkeys and knocked over my trash cans!"

You to a newbie skater (friend): "You're riding Punk Monkeys!"

by The Red Yiff October 16, 2009

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