turd fuck

poopsex. plain and simple, yo.

"i want some poopsex"
"be polite; call it turd fucking"

by pappy July 19, 2004

hip fucking

A dance where a boy stands behind a girl (while she digs her butt into his crotch) and places his hands on her hips as they sway from side to side with the dance floor’s beat. The act is crude to watch, but very enjoyable to partake in. This dance to all spectators can appear as butt fucking, but really, it’s just a watered down substitute.

Spectator: Ohmygawd! Did you see Tony and Leslie hip fucking on the dance floor to Grillz!?! It was sooo gross…….I thought Leslie was going out with Scot. What a slut.

Participant: Hey Scot, I’m gonna run my hands through my hair and act like I just don’t care, then I’m gonna bring them up past my head and rub your neck. I love hip fucking with you. Wait a minute, you’re not Scot. Tony!?! What the fuck!?!

by Hip Fuckings all right wit me... April 21, 2006

fuck pig

A dirty male who will fuck anything in his path with a heart beat. Tends to look for the dirtiest broad for the simple fact of her being the easiest to take down.

Hey peebles, why dont you hit that fat bitch you dirty fuck pig

by Yates August 30, 2008

fucked off

The feeling you get when the guy your sharing a flat with sleeps with the girl you are in love with and then acts like his balls are made of platinum.

Im so fucking fucked off imgoing to fucking shit in your mouth while you are fucking sleeping and then eat your fucking childhood pet you fucking c*nt.

by strongbow steve November 6, 2008

fuck tard

a retarded waste of sperm, humanity and air. a simp. a useless douche of the highest degree.

jon is a nimble minded fuck tard

by urajagoff June 9, 2007

Jew-Fuck

A Person who is acting jewish hence the word Jew-Fuck

1.You motherfucking Jew-Fuck
2.Your a Jew-Fuck
3.I'm a Jew-Fuck

by urbanbastard June 10, 2009

fuck start

1. (v) a play on the method used to start certain smaller combustion engines like a lawnmower (pull-start), a fuck start is starting your day by waking up and fucking away the tiredness.

Similar: wake up sex

2. (v) to achieve an erection through attempted intercourse with a flaccid dick.

Similar: hot dogging with no erection (yet), an ambiguation of the term pull start and the phrase suck start

Both variations of fuck start are considered a start from scratch

1. I feel pretty alert awake this morning after that fuck start I got from my girl.

2. To get me goin', my girl gave me a fuck start and THEN we were in business.

by D. Ward May 5, 2010