Deez nuts

A term to refer to testicles.

1st person

What are thez (or these) others person deez nuts

by Evan Pocock January 12, 2023

Deez Nuts

Slang for “these nuts” and can be used to prank your friends.

“Can we go to Wendy’s?” “When deez nuts fit in yo mouth.”

by candice02496 October 15, 2021

No Nut November

In November, try not to eat nuts, like peanuts and hazelnuts.

I can't eat peanut M&M's too? Aw man, No Nut November is the worst!

by MrLoser74 December 8, 2022

Nut Tax

The monthly tax almost all men have to pay after nutting in the wrong woman and not marrying them.

Jimbo: “Damn, I barely have enough money to pay the nut tax for lil’ Jimmy this month.”
Richy: “Are you talking about child support?”

by GoodRep May 3, 2022

Nuts

Go do your homework kid, you know what it is.

Person 1: Hey man, what are nuts?
Person 2: Dude im trying to draw, please go away.

by rottingr.oadkill April 18, 2021

Plucking your nuts

Sitting around doing nothing, not making yourself useful, procrastinating

Jared stop plucking your nuts dude, you have homework to do

by Jared Taylor March 28, 2022

Nut squash

When a male’s nuts are being squashed or squeezed by something

My friend accidentally nut squashed me when sh lad a boiling hot cup of tea on my nut sack

by Biggest brain December 13, 2022