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Cum King

A person who gives out a whole load of cum in orgasm
My boyfriend is such a cum king...Timmy is a cum king
by Weird Kidd February 12, 2021
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Cum Shot

A cum shot is how to get a girl pregnant
*Give me a cum shot * I want Kids
by anonymous July 18, 2024
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Cum deaf

The act of getting semen in your ear to the point it makes you temporarily deaf;

When an individual does not hear their sexual partner tell them they are about to ejaculate, typically infuriating the recipient of the ejaculation, as the ejaculate was unexpected.
Cum deafness is a real concern to adult film stars, especially bukkake actors.

Monica Lewinsky must have been cum deaf because when Clinton told her he was about to blow she still ended up getting it all over her dress.
by Capt. AhSSome January 18, 2023
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Piss car vs Cum car

A satirical (and often crude) remix of a “
gas vs electric car cartoon (Ben Garrison), where the gas-car becomes “cum-car” and the electric-car becomes “piss-car” (or vice versa) — used to mock or defang the original political message.
Piss car vs Cum car

“You will never be a real car” says the cum car to the piss car
by EMD F59PHI December 10, 2025
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Kenzie Cummings

hey sienna isn’t kenzie cummings your bestfriend? “yeah”
by uurrbbaann December 24, 2020
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cum cheemus

monke yes
(this definition is sponsored by a shark bird)
Alkaide’s very fond of the cum cheemus
by AvemPistris December 3, 2020
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Cum

White sticky substance that cums out of your dick, when you pp hard and go up down really fast the cumming with start cumming and u will make the floor all sticky.
Cum
by IMMCRAZYFRR November 20, 2023
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