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deez nuts

Deez nuts is an expression used to deliberately interrupt or divert a conversation. It is a rather figurative way to show disrespect towards the current topic of discussion. The phrase is often used as the punchline of a setup joke that involves asking someone a vaguely phrased question to solicit a follow-up question in response, typically in the form of one of the five Ws, before yelling out the said phrase in an obnoxious manner.
Me: Do you like parodies?
Victim: Yes
Me: Well, how would you like a pair of deez nuts in your mouth!?
by elaboratescanner04 January 21, 2024
mugGet the deez nutsmug.

No nut November

He is leaving his girlfriend unsatisfied because of no nut November
by Brolanderrrrrrrtr November 1, 2021
mugGet the No nut Novembermug.

Crone nut

When you are seriously hot for an old lady and/or get off on old ladies.
I'm gonna get my crone nut on!
by Daisy Doright June 22, 2019
mugGet the Crone nutmug.

Deez nuts

The pinnacle of human comedy, millions of years of evolution, survival, building a community then a kingdom, then, being all over the world, conquering mount everest, flying to the moon, all of this resulted in one thing.
Deez nuts.
"Hey dude you wanna go hang out" - person
"Deez nuts" - other person
"You're going to a mental hospital" - person
"Deez nuts" - other person
by Hydramadness312 July 28, 2023
mugGet the Deez nutsmug.

Fuck-Nut

When you encounter a particularly annoying enemy.
OH YOU FUCK-NUT
by TTV SpaceFam972 September 14, 2025
mugGet the Fuck-Nutmug.

Nutting vid day

October 11th

Send her a vid of you nutting or else you've got the cheese touch😖
Oh look it's october 11th, aka Nutting vid day, aka one of the best days of the year and I will not be caught with the cheese touch
by swaggyn00dles October 11, 2020
mugGet the Nutting vid daymug.

Nut butter

When you cum on the girls pussy and rub her pussy with your big toe and spread your cum like butter on her pussy. Then as your fucking her your penis will have a golden look to it like butter does
Me:Yo bro I nut buttered on this girl last night

Guy: really did she like it
by Ketchup in a jar December 5, 2017
mugGet the Nut buttermug.

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