National Slow Friend Day

A national holiday to honor your slowest, dumbest friend

"Happy National Slow Friend Day Elda, from yours truly!"

by filthy mexican May 9, 2022

Third place friend

When you or another person is always third place when there is a friend ranking.

Hey! You are my third place friend! Right after Sheila and Kobe!

by Pop13 May 4, 2023

Cone of Friends

An unconventional, humorous way of referring to one's social network, representing the various trajectories of relationships that extend through time and space. Each friend within the cone signifies a unique path influenced by shared experiences, interactions, and the time spent together

At his graduation party, John looked around and realized his cone of friends, each representing different stages and experiences of his life, was truly expansive and diverse.

by Phieyl June 29, 2023

Fake Friends

Fake friends are people who show there true colors just like the person that starts with a b and a girl that starts with an a

Omg your such a fake friends now i see your true colors

by butcheeck September 24, 2019

Friend

You don't have any, thats why your browsing this word.

You: Mom said In need to get a friend

by Dick tronary February 14, 2021

Friend

Something that I don't have

I don't have any friends

by Ihavenofriends September 3, 2019

Friends

A Friend a thing that becomes a Thot and then a backstabbing bitch...

I have no Friends

by joemamabigfat October 15, 2019