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Monkey Manicure

When your finger nails match your toenails.. just like a monkey.
"Just had my toenails painted to match my fingernails!"

"OMG! So pretty. I want a monkey manicure too!"
by lukeyblunt September 30, 2013
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Monkey

BLACK ASS NIGGERS WHO DESERVE NOTHING BUT TO BE RAPED BY THE WHITE MAN AKA THE SUPERIOR RACE IF I SEE A NIGGER IM RAPING THEM
Person 1:”You fucking monkey.”
Person 2:”Sorry Massah”
Person 1 rapes person 2
by Vhflj October 22, 2023
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ginger monkey

A giant astonishing creature named as the ginger monkey, once inhabiting the earth we walk.
"ginger monkey" , "Hey, look over there its a ginger monkey", "Gary stop trying to be funny you know your wife doesnt love you and your kids left you several years ago" , "But, ginger monkey makes me happy" , "Oh shut up Gary you need to grow up an- OH MY GOD THERE REALLY IS A GINGER MON-", the monkey proceeded to tear Johns face off and devour his corpse and then later recorded it and put it on live leak, Gary stared smugly until the giant ginger monkey molested him and yet again put it on live leak.
by big monkey muncher August 7, 2022
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Dart Monkey

A female has her vagina warmed up by use of a cigarette lighter and then a male performs cunnilingus on the heated vagina.
“Hey, wanna try dart monkey tonight babe?”
by Puppy Knuckles January 7, 2021
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chunky monkey

a name for a girl as a nickname if she calls u bubblebutt
kayla is chunky monkey cause she called Sophia bubble butt
by sxphia March 25, 2021
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monkey

black animal not seen in dark. sometimes in garden sometimes in my basement

also im lgbt+- blm niggas not matter furry enthuisast
LEO : Willie WIgger i havent seen mine nigger

Gusto -gay
simon -gay
black animal refferred as a monkey
by xX_mokey_Xx69 March 15, 2021
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Sex Monkey

That sex monkey just pooped in my back yard
by Not Lucas Moses February 5, 2020
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