bought the cheese

A polite way to say you shit yourself. More than just a shart, full on turd in the drawers.

I was riding the bus and this old dude in front of me totally bought the cheese, ran right down his leg onto the floor.

by flyingpigvomit January 9, 2014

ham and cheese curtain show

one who has to spread the beef curtains, aka vagina lips, to get to the vagina due to saggyness

i wanted to pork Helga until i seen the ham and cheese curtain show.

by blahbalh12 January 30, 2015

Philly Sour Cream Cheese Pie

The act of having sex with a woman who has a yeast infection, blowing a load in her, the moving down to consume. Variations include the Cherry Philly Sour Cream Cheese Pie when the female partner is menstruating.

Damn, I knew I was hungry after sex but would have optioned for a hot lunch instead of the Philly Sour Cream Cheese Pie had I known that bitch was crusty.

by Claude2869 June 15, 2015

Mac n' Cheese Come Around

The act of offering up unwanted hot food in group settings to ravenous yet dirty individuals, such as a campfire or hobo camp.

Le Cook: Got enough for a Mac n' Cheese come around! Who wants some of my saucy cheese noodles?!

All: Dope!

by Grossham October 15, 2015

craft mac and cheese

When a nigga be hungry as fuck and he tell his bitch to make him some damn noodles with cheese on em, that's the shit he expect.

Make me some damn craft Mac and cheese bitch.

by Trentcanthandle April 3, 2016

soften your cream cheese

Masturbation of the female

Let me soften your cream cheese girl

by $crubstitute May 6, 2016

arizona grilled cheese

The act of pulling a woman's vagina apart the morning after sex to eat the "cheese" left over from the night before

I totally Arizona grilled cheese her dude

by Supertaint September 7, 2016