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Phantom Cum

When one feels a sensation of busting a nut but little to no cum is actually released
Jim: Yo! I swore I just came, why don't I see anything?

Joe: That's called Phantom Cum, you just felt the sensation.
by MeowMan191919 July 6, 2025
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Cum Monster

A type of interdimensional entity which uses it's extremely powerful sense of smell to locate human testicles which have accumulated large reserves of semen due to long periods of non-ejaculation, which it relies on as its primary food source. This is also thought to be the reason for the occurence of most wet dreams, which are believed to be the result of stimulation of the penis by the monster in order to acquire semen. This is difficult to prove however, as the monster itself is rarely seen as it avoids detection by humans at all costs and will retreat into it's own dimension upon awakening or after being seen.
1. Sweet dreams and dont let the Cum Monster suck.

2. If you don't empty your ballsack regularly then you'll get a visit from the Cum Monster!
by justinmiller October 13, 2020
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CUM COW

Toxic Meme from Aydin's cringy twitch chat
by floordaddy March 9, 2023
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Jesus Cumming

Jesus did cum in his time he had cum 3000 times as soon as he was born.
by JESUS CUMMING April 5, 2023
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frothy cum

cum that has been kneaded almost like slime, appears to be foamy, bubbly.
Boy #1; Oh my god! my cum is so frothy.
Boy #2; Woah dude! it is, its so foggy! its frothy cum!
by PO3 March 26, 2024
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Cum

Person 1: Im gonna cum!
person 2: No the fuck you arent!
by comrade of knowledge December 28, 2021
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Columbian cum rocket

A columbian cum rocket is the act of blowing your load on a girls stomach and proceeding to snort it like a line of coke then sniffing it into your mouth to spit it into her mouth in return.
Last night this skank let me do the columbian cum rocket
by OneEyedYogurtSlinger69 June 19, 2025
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