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California Cottage Cheese

When a female with a yeast infection rubs her vagina all over someone's face, leaving a chunky white paste behind. This is an extended version of a snail trail
This woman gave me California Cottage Cheese because I was unaware she was infectious
by Motorman20 March 17, 2020
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Ball cheese

The cheese on your balls that smell and on your stick pull it back and you find more
Hey dude I can smell your ball cheese wash your balls.
by Thecheesemastersmeller October 13, 2021
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Creak cheese

The result of a hot day mixing anal perspiration (swamp ass) and fromunda cheese. Hi
It was so hot and humid Timmy's sweat was brewing up hellish creak cheese.
by anonymous May 28, 2022
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Cheese Wizard

A type of video gamer who enjoys exploiting the mechanics of a game to pull of ridiculous cheese moves that the game designer never foresaw. Their cheese plays often reveal how broken a game is.
All the Cheese Wizards are playing Phoenix Point right now and completing tough missions on the first turn.
by Gorffo January 10, 2020
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verb/phrase

1: Possibly, a dirty dick entering a cadaver in a cooler.

2: A poor attempt at an old officer flirting with a young enlisted person.

3: A sexual innuendo who's true meaning is only known to "Dutch Rudder Dave."
As you're driving past a pretty girl: "Hey uh, I put my cheese in your fridge." Then proceed to drive away, while your friends and coworkers in the car stare in awe at the sheer audacity (both meanings) in which you behaved.
by show-er_not_a_grower August 19, 2024
mugGet the I put my cheese in your fridge.mug.

cheese

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by OLD-HAM January 21, 2023
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