Person A: I have a 75 inch cock.
Person B: I fart actual gold.
Person C: “I wake up at 4:30 in the morning every single morning. I say the Pledge of Allegiance’ to my 5 year old and my 3 year old. Then I say the Lord’s Prayer, then I say 2 other family prayers. That’s how I live a clean, positive life.”
Person D: "All 3 of y'all are pulling an Eric Trump. But especially you, Person C."
Person B: I fart actual gold.
Person C: “I wake up at 4:30 in the morning every single morning. I say the Pledge of Allegiance’ to my 5 year old and my 3 year old. Then I say the Lord’s Prayer, then I say 2 other family prayers. That’s how I live a clean, positive life.”
Person D: "All 3 of y'all are pulling an Eric Trump. But especially you, Person C."
by UhDoubleUpUhUh December 12, 2022
When a film serious based on a book serious puts its final movie into two parts even though the last book was only in one part
Dued are you going to go see the new hunger games
Ya sure what's it called
Mocking Jay part 1
Dammit they pulling a Harry Potter
Ya sure what's it called
Mocking Jay part 1
Dammit they pulling a Harry Potter
by DieselPowered40 November 30, 2015
Did you see Ernest over there? Please join in on his anger over pizza that was five minutes late, and pull an Ice-T along with him.
by Fillmaster December 11, 2011
When your friend invites a someone to your hang without everyone’s permission
Based off Dee Dee from Five Nights at Freddys
Based off Dee Dee from Five Nights at Freddys
by TheDoodleNoodle December 02, 2019
The tractor pull is the sporting act of gathering up at least two white trash women, and inserting two to three balls of a single strand of anal beads into each participant who then clamp down and pull with all their might, much like a tug of war. The victor is the one to forcefully remove the beads from the other, however, there are no winners.
Note: If you happen to attend a Tallahassee Tractor Pull, bring a poncho or plastic sheeting like at a Gallagher show. Forcefully removing anal beads like you're rip starting a lawn mower can shower participants and spectators alike with blood and shit. Beware.
Note: If you happen to attend a Tallahassee Tractor Pull, bring a poncho or plastic sheeting like at a Gallagher show. Forcefully removing anal beads like you're rip starting a lawn mower can shower participants and spectators alike with blood and shit. Beware.
Damn y'all, Crystal and Tammy Lynn had themselves a Tallahassee Tractor Pull at the bonfire last night and I forgot my poncho!
by Mr Dover January 13, 2016
by Bigjuan4u October 17, 2018
by swedish fish addiction July 05, 2021