pull my pork

Choke the chicken

It's been a stressful day. Can't wait to pull my pork

by Cheebazebra December 28, 2016

Pulling a Dee Dee

When your friend invites a someone to your hang without everyone’s permission

Based off Dee Dee from Five Nights at Freddys

“Seriously, Fred can’t stop Pulling a Dee Dee on us!”

by TheDoodleNoodle December 2, 2019

Pennsboro Pull-behind

A glorified reach around that typically involves meth and mountain dew.

I'm headed down to Bridgport Equipment for a good Pennsboro pull-behind.

by Wetsandwxch December 16, 2019

Pulling a Peter Doppler

When someone's husband or boyfriend has sexual intercourse with a transsexual prostitute.

Example 1
Woman 1: My husband cheated on me with the transsexual hooker at the local gas station...
Woman 2: Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. It looks like he pulled a Peter Doppler on you.

Example 2
Transsexual prostitute: I'm sorry that your father keeps pulling a Peter Doppler on your mo-
Teenage girl: Please, Benni. Shut the fuck up. Just give me the money.

by XxunderR February 18, 2020

don't be pulling that shit

So basically when someone is about to be an actual dumbass

A: I'm about to go bungee jump down the Golden Gate Bridge
B: don't be pulling that shit...*shuck face having ass *

by Silly.potato March 6, 2020

Pull a Julius Caesar

To betray someone. In Ancient Rome, Julius Caesar was betrayed and stabbed multiple times over by his friends on account of how many illegal actions he performed while ruling over Rome.

Bartender: Why so gloomy?

Truck Driver: The day started out so well. Me and my buddies... we were all excited and grooving and dancing in the company parking lot because it was Friday. I suggested we come here... Now, it's almost closing time and I'm thoroughly convinced they wanted to Pull a Julius Caesar on me.

by Stupidly Sophisticated March 15, 2020

Pulling your taint

It's like pulling your leg but worse

Nah bro I'm just pulling your taint

by Lostaf March 16, 2020