Drink My Kids

The process of swallowing male ejaculation after oral sex (‘Kids’ referencing sperm)

Drink my kids: Basically an XVideos category

(Beta): “You’re trash at Call of Duty”
(Sigma): “Your mom drank my kids”

by Meat_Grinder47 February 18, 2022

Kid named finger

A braindead image/meme of Mike Ehrmantraut saying "Kid named finger". This is the fusion of the meme of "mikeposting" and the joke "Let's finger paint! Kid named paint:".

"Alright class, today we're gonna finger paint!"

Kid named finger:
mike

by Joe Vamp August 5, 2025

The kids

Your whole position against me hinges on them but YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT THE ONLY THING I CARE ABOUT DO YOU, YOU FUCKING FILTH?

Hym " 'But the kids! THE KIDS!!!' They cry though they fail to realize that THEY JUST DON'T CARE AT ALL about the ONLY THING I CARE ABOUT."

by Hym Iam May 24, 2024

Fortnite kids

The reason no one plays fortnite anymore see also: toxic 8 year olds

Fortnite kid: walks in room

Anyone with a functional brain: "alright get the broom we gotta scare the fortnite kids out."

by Awildmoron April 17, 2022

THEIR KIDS

THEIR KIDS! THIER! KIDS! THEY'RE TEACHING THEIR KIDS AND THEIR KIDS HAPPEN TO BE IN THE SAME PLACE AS YOUR KIDS (SOMETIMES)!

Hym "Jesus Christ... Look... They aren't teaching YOUR kids anything that they aren't teaching THEIR kids. They aren't bringing YOUR kids to drag shows... They're bringing THEIR KIDS. I don't see how you think that deliberately misrepresenting the issue does anything to further resolve the issue... Unless your intent is NOT to result the issue. Your goal may very well be to perpetuate the negative feedback loop. And that's actually the linchpin of the feedback loop. If one side is 'correct' then neither side is justified in stopping the other because they are doing the same thing. Their positions are irreconcilable. By default. And somebody saw this and was all... CHAFF GRENADE! BANG! The kids are just the final bulwark. That's how you know they're getting desperate."

by Hym Iam July 23, 2023

Sour patch kids energy drink

If you drink this your a fucking child and your parents don't care about you

"don't be a bad guy, don't drink sour patch kids energy drink :D"

by AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA May 12, 2022

Tolles kids

A derogatory term for students at Tolles Career and Technical Center, typically referring to their low IQ.

It sucks, but, I'd also require hall passes if I was incharge of Tolles kids.

by JustUrAvgNraveGigger May 20, 2024