Leave the kids alone

No. Fuck your kids.

Hym "No. I'm not going to leave the kids alone. Your kids are what you're doing to justify this and they will be the ones who pay the price if you aren't willing to."

by Hym Iam March 29, 2024

Band Kid

(noun) A person who plays a musical instrument and is usually a social outcast who pulls absolutely zero bitches, along with having their humor stuck in 2017-2020. Not to be confused with a kid in band, who is usually just a person who enjoys music and is in a band.

"That band kid is kinda weird."
"I think he's special needs."
"What's good my fellow gamers? Wanna see me play the hub intro on my sax?"

by someoneyoumayknowirlidkmaybe May 14, 2022

mha kid

a social reject who bases their life on broccoli and an op teenager with anger issues

hey have you seen that mha kid??
yeah they smell kind of bad

by smells the bells April 20, 2022

Fortnite kids

A child who sweats on Fortnite and doesn’t know what trees look like (special needs.)

“Look at these sweaty gay Fortnite kids” Timmy

by Cookie Monster likes lots of c December 2, 2020

kidding

In some circles, it is the act of having sex with baby goats.

Usually in a respectful manner.

"Uh, hey, were you recently having sex with baby goats?"

"Why, yes, I was just kidding."

"I don't really have any hobbies. Just kidding!"

"Sorry, I can't talk right now, I'm kidding!"

by Poopel July 5, 2024

Nasa kids

Someone with god tier internet, and can be quite annoying in terms of joining others in games it’s player limits.

He sent a private server link, but the nasa kids joined it before I could even load the link.

by Nobodycares77 November 9, 2022

Yodeling Walmart Kid

A 2018 meme that started with a boy yodeling to a song in Walmart.

Friend 1: Did you see the new yodeling walmart kid meme?
Friend 2: DooOoooOOoOoOooo

by Pizzarella May 25, 2018