If you're gonna be a cunt, sometimes you're gonna get fucked

if you behave like an arsehole, the universe might return the favour.

Person 1:
"Did you hear what happened to my sister at the grocery store?"

Person 2:
"No?"

Person 1:
"She parked across the disabled bays again. Shit had been smeared over her windscreen."

Person 2:
"Well… if you're gonna be a cunt, sometimes you're gonna get fucked."

by sherlock-3 July 28, 2025

Fat Cunt

When your name is Leo Whitfield and you can't stop eating pizza.

Hey Leo you fat cunt, stop eating pizza you fat cunt

by Hugewinky69 October 1, 2020

Cunt

A cunt is what Jake Paul and Logan Paul are they are cunts or in other words someone who is and idiot

Oh hi Logan ur a fucking bent cunt

by Suckurmum140108 January 27, 2020

Cunt

Is either of the genders who

Can't Understand Normal Thinking

They just don't get it, cunt!

by Stachie January 24, 2020

Dog Cunt

Call of Duty Ghosts

Call of Duty Ghosts is a Dog Cunt

by Fuck the user name April 13, 2023

cunt jar

Someone that is so "cunty" they are the equivalent to a jar full of cunts. A level of "bitch" that can't be topped.

Did you see Nicole today? She is acting like a total cunt jar.

by Queen Adorer April 19, 2017

Cum gusling thunder cunt

A fucking bitch and it is pretty self explanatory

John ur a cum gusling thunder cunt

by Deadpool35 April 9, 2019