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Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.
I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.



SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
by Catamount June 21, 2008
mugGet the SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermimug.
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INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your spread by throwing your noodles all over your cell. Then add blue text
by bluetextman July 29, 2021
mugGet the INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up yourmug.
Mukuro😨 Ikusaba,👵 the😱 16th 💢💨student,🙎 ♀️🙎 ♀️ lying 🙀hidden💩somewhere 🙈in 👽this😂 school. 😎The🤖 one 🧓they 🧠call 🤧the🤕 ultimate 😳despair.🤪 Watch 😼out😾 for 👾her.
The 16th student is... Mukuro😨 Ikusaba,👵 the😱 16th 💢💨student,🙎 ♀️🙎 ♀️ lying 🙀hidden💩somewhere 🙈in 👽this😂 school. 😎The🤖 one 🧓they 🧠call 🤧the🤕 ultimate 😳despair.🤪 Watch 😼out😾 for 👾her.
by Nag1to Kinnie March 12, 2021
mugGet the Mukuro😨 Ikusaba,👵 the😱 16th 💢💨student,🙎 ♀️🙎 ♀️ lying 🙀hidden💩somewhere 🙈in 👽this😂 school. 😎The🤖 one 🧓they 🧠call 🤧the🤕 ultimate 😳despair.🤪 Watch 😼out😾 for 👾her.mug.

The one and only

Bitch ass group of murders, scared ass folk, or manipulative ass holes who hide in the shadows waiting to surrender to the real living God. They claim they are God but only use false doctrine to achieve there magical lies. NA.-NARCOTICS ANONYMOUS.
We are the one and only. There's no other way to get clean and sober. Give the one and only all your praise and glory when it really belongs to Christ.
by NewClear_Mindset⁹¡⁹ September 9, 2022
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