Darren Small Cock

Noun

Derogatory name of a man with a penis of below average girth. Applies no matter what length

(1st girl) "how was your date last night?"
(2nd girl) "Date with who?...Oh, Darren Small Cock. It was 'grrreat'... I didn't get much or orgasm until after he left ;)"

by tracyducy December 16, 2012

Horse-Cock Sandwich

Sandwich consisting of the mystery meat from the "deli" line onboard a US naval vessel.

Kevin: Hey Jamal, what are you doing for lunch?

Jamal: Ah, I'm just gonna grab me a horse-cock sandwich.

by TBONE99 June 29, 2011

Cock and ball moment

A variation of a Bruh Moment most commonly used by hardcore Cock and ball torture fanatics. In sentences it is often used alongside the phrase You like balls? You like cock and balls?

Bruh this really be a Cock and Ball moment

by CockMongler42069 June 18, 2019

Big Fucking Cock

A Big Fucking Cock

John put his Big Fucking Cock inside his girlfriend.

by SpaceBearX August 1, 2018

your moms cock

the biggest/longest cock you'll ever see! if you think youre, after you see this you won't be. Trust me is fucking hot

dude your moms cock made me cum like 20 times in one minute! so satisfied ;-)

by The_Dank_Kid-69 February 17, 2018

Nigga Cock Blender

When a nigga sticks his penis in a blender. This message was brought to you by today is cluless#0666.

HOLY SHIT DID YOU SEE TYRONE DO A NIGGA COCK BLENDER

by Today is clueless March 26, 2020

The giant horse cock

It weighs over 11 pounds

Random guy: JEEZ LOOK AT THAT GIANT HORSE COCK
me: The giant horse cock weighs over 11 pounds

by Wesseldeweasel August 27, 2022