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Simp time

When a Overage girl gets of work and simps for a minor
I just got off work I’m gonna have my simp time
by Shiver will make u shiver March 17, 2021
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Pasta Time

When your girlfriend is on her period, fill her cooch with fresh cooked noodles of your choice and maybe a few meatballs if youre hungry, then eat that shit out.
I gotta go bro, my girlfriend said it's pasta time
by Ultimathottimus Prime November 7, 2019
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Time Clap

When your backhand is so powerful it transcends TIME itself
Some dumb ass robot: “I wanna time clap that guy so badly”
by My_Dixie_Rekt June 18, 2019
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Marley Time

A big black man who aggressively violates you while simultaneously touching himself.
"Its Marley Time"
by Dr.Rimpldfloorskin January 4, 2025
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Hammer Time

1. Getting Sh*t Done!

2. Getting a laptop with your friends, finding a location that is non-distracting and being super productive.
Dude we have to hammer out this code for this website today. Alright, lets hammer time @ 3:00 today at Vision Quest.
by bcamerer February 8, 2015
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One time

South Central Los Angeles in the late 80s when the police would pull onto the street in the projects, the young gangster lookouts would holler out "one time" or "two times" or more etc. depending on how many patrol cars were coming down the street. One time meant a single unit on routine patrol. Two times or more meant a bust was coming.
Whistle out...one time coming!
by 10-15 June 3, 2022
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Perfectly Wrong time

When a chain of events take place at the perfect time, but for all the wrong reasons.
A: "That SUV was driving rather quickly after seeing that green light from far away, but suddenly a pickup truck decided to cross the intersection right as soon as the SUV was about to pass by and the SUV ended up T-boning the pickup truck."

B: "Darn. What a perfectly wrong timed moment."

A: "Yeah, it really was."
by TirakyneTripleA June 13, 2022
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