Bend The Cheese

A saying for when someone destroys a very delicate process; see sabotage

Verb conjugation follows “to bend”
Man: He tried to land a theeesome with his girlfriend and her best friend, but he just HAD to bend the cheese on it

Man2: Oh man, that sucks. He should have been more careful.
by FourBoysOneVan February 20, 2019
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Community cheese

When every one in the community has contributed to the truffle butter and the truffle butter bad morphed into the cheese.
Vikki has the community cheese after the community train last night.
Vikki must ration the community cheese, due to excessive cheese mongering.
by King dingle January 10, 2022
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college cheese

The way some people with a southern accent tend to say cottage cheese.
Michigander: What's that you've got in that elliptical glass dish?
Georgian: That's just some college cheese!
Michigander: Oh yeah, what university did it come from?
Georgian: No, I mean curds and whey! You know, that stuff Little Miss Muffet was eating while sitting on that tuffet!
Michigander: Oh, you mean cottage cheese!
Georgian: That's what I said, college cheese!
by Seshie February 15, 2019
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Pumpkin Cheese

Usually during Halloween, when you wear a clown costume and surprise your pumpkin chai latte ugg wearing girlfriend from behind with the penis drawn, she splashes his dick. The boiling pussy remains are otherwise known as pumpkin cheese.
Me: Doctor, what happened?
Doctor: Son, you have the worst case of pumpkin cheese I’vve ever seen.
by SaneClownPussie August 02, 2022
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cheese tofu

by Ran Dumb ant January 15, 2021
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hold my chop cheese

A big insult among New Yorkers saying this to someone can lead to physical altercations resulting in someone getting hurt. Use these words wisely in NYC
Shut up and hold my chop cheese!
by PapiDagraon August 26, 2022
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