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not brown 

1. Any color that isn't the color brown.
Also usable with other colors, such as "not purple." Sometimes used when people are colorblind.

2. The response you give when people think your favorite color is brown, but it isn't.
Specifically used when a person has a tendency to wear lots of brown, and people often believe that this color is their favorite color.

3. Term used for people whose skin fair. Can be used as an ethnicity.
1.
Person 1: What color is that she's wearing?
Person 2: I'm colorblind, so I'm not sure, but I think it might be not brown.

2.
Person 1: Nice brown pants, brown jacket, brown shoes, and brown shirt.
Person 2: Thanks.
Person 1: So, what's your favorite color?
Person 2: Not brown, actually.

3.
Person 1: So, my girlfriend and I just had a date last night.
Person 2: I didn't know you had a girlfriend. What is she?
Person 1: Not brown.
not brown by DropsOfInk February 4, 2009
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chris browned 

To beat a woman. This term came into use after the 2009 Grammys when Chris Brown was given a felony charge for beating Rhianna.
"He just Chris Browned that bitch!"
chris browned by Matt Burkhardt March 11, 2009

Chris browned 

Chris browned is a filler word such as sort-of, it means to get beat-up, get jacked, messed-up, tricked, played, owned, dissed.
"did you see her after she got dissed?"

"yah bro, she got chris browned!"
Chris browned by Pheonixx Skyy August 4, 2009

jaysome-brown

v) A undignified sex move. When a male human ejaculates 5 seconds before he inserts his Phallus into his female counterpart.
Most likely to take place in a bathtub.
Gloria: "Hey, kristen how was your date last night with your boyfriend?"
Kristen: "Unsatisfying!"
Gloria: "Why?"
Kristen: "...He jaysome-browned..."
Gloria: "Haha...not my Boyfriend! He satasfies every time!!"
jaysome-brown by huh1234 September 4, 2009

Chris Browned 

Beating the shit outta somebody.

See pwnd
Bob-Did you see that UFC fight last night?!

John-Yea bro Kimbo Slice got Chris Browned!
Chris Browned by SoxdaCat December 18, 2009

Billy Brown Trousers 

A phrase used in conjunction with sporting failure under immense pressure, as if someone soiled themselves after being put to the test and failing miserably. It has originated from the man whom wore brown trousers for over 20 years of his life in Ballymena county Antrim. Needless to say he suffered from being under pressure during pool billiard games.
Person A: The pressure really affected him on that last shot.
Person B: No doubt, he did a Billy Brown Trousers.

powerful brown 

when you have to pee extremely bad and your girl ties you down in a chair, sits naked on your lap and releases a massive tower of shit that makes you piss yourself badly.
Merlin Miranda and Iesha wills and Brianna Luckett got their revenge on me by beating me up, tieing me down to a chair and performing a powerful brown
powerful brown by wordup24/7 October 28, 2010