whore

Your mom's friends and your (ex?) girlfriends

I saw my mom hanging out with her whore of a friend last night at the bar....she was flirting with my boyfriend

by UnholyFuckTard July 9, 2011

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whore in one

A girl that only fucks/hooks up with golf players

Allie is such a whore in one. She only fucks golf players.

by Laxtitutepuckslutbasketbabe December 9, 2016

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Whore

Dumb dumb girl named Emma that is too obsessed with Taylor Swift

Damn, that tay tay fun is a real whore

by Mike OxLongNOxBent December 25, 2023

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Canoeing like a crack whore

When your j or blunt does not burn properly on one side you say “it’s canoeing like a crack whore”. That’s because a crack whore will not let go of the pipe or dick to row the canoe properly.

This joint is canoeing like a crack whore.

by anonymous May 18, 2025

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whore moment

a moment in which a person's brain functions are so limited that all they can do is be horny and talk about sex.

I wouldn't engage with Henry right now, he's having a whore moment.

by The Answer Is 9 November 4, 2021

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Lemon thief. A person who is stealing or has stolen lemons. They are a problem. Perhaps they have not stolen lemons, but some other sort of fruit. This is not something you can call a regular, average thief. No, it must at least be used on someone stealing fruit, preferably lemons.
(I think it would be great if we all collectively started using whore in this way. Please. I want to see the linguistic shift.)

"You're the one stealing my lemons? You whore! How dare you?"

"If you keep taking apples without paying, everyone will eventually realize how much of a whore you are."

"You didn’t just climb that stranger's tree for the first ripe pear. What are you, a whore?"

"A whore got my lemons and I'm really sad about it."

"Lemon-stealing whore."

by Jack Allister March 29, 2024

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