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Break Your Benjamin

A derogatory phrase, used to denote an annoying action, meaning that you will break someone's ___ (Leave recipient to ponder the true meaning)
"I strongly dislike you therefore, I'm gonna to break your benjamin."

OR

"If you don't stop talking I'm going to break your benjamin"
by BjmF50 February 3, 2010
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Geeked your pants

When one has commited a particuarly heinous act of cleverness, nerdiness or Hermione-ness. Stupid boffin.
"Eurgh, what's that smell? It must be Dexter, he's geeked his pants well and proper this time!"
by BumcrackTheDog November 15, 2004
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part your hair

This term is often used offensively towards someone who has wronged you and deserves punishment in the form of a fart to the face, thus parting the offenders hair.
"You bitch, I'm gonna part your hair for that!"
"She sat quietly in the indian style position while her husband carefully parted her hair."
by Scottopolis May 24, 2006
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Sass-In-Your-Ass

1. Verb. - The act of entering a female companion from the anus and proceeding to drill her, whilst saying softly "Sas..." then when she turns to question it the male responds with a oblivious questioning attitude. As the anal adventures proceed the male proceeds to slowly build up volume proceeding as such, "sass...Sa sasS... SA SASS...." and at the point of climax screaming into her head, not her ear, you scream so that it resonates throughout the whole head "SASS IN YOUR ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!" it quite equivocally blows her fucking mind beyond anything previously fathomed resulting in a mix of ecstatic ecstasy and confusion.
2. Adverb. The trademark of the Sassafrass, a loud and annoying creature also known as the Latin "Minimus Bitchius", who’s most common prey, the va-jay-jay or "Betweenius Legius", is known to elude him quite often do to his loud and obnoxious nature.
1. man to a woman he's anally engaging, "Sass-In-Your-Ass!!!!!!" woman to man, "What the hell was that?" man to woman, "Great, alright im done night."
2. Sassafrass to a va-jay-jay to which its attracted, "Sass-In-Your-Ass!!!!!" va-jay-jay to counterpart, "Who the hell is that?", counterpart "I don’t know but he looks dangerous, like a rapist", va-jay-jay, "we should go". And the Betweenius Legius eludes the Sassafrass once more.
by Sassafrass, Minimus Bitchius December 19, 2008
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A BUSTLE IN YOUR HEDGEROW

A hedgerow can also refer to one's pubic hair, therefore a bustle in your hedgerow can mean to become sexually aroused.
John had a bustle in his hedgerow for Jane as soon as he saw her.
by Modshacker September 19, 2005
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break your face

1.What I do to people who try to beat me in cross country

2. A threat to anyone who bad mouths, trashes, or otherwise insults me.

I break faces on a daily basis.
"Yo, foo! You best get behind me or i'll break your face!"

" Say that again and I BREAK YOUR FACE!"
by Anniejew November 5, 2005
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Monkey on your back

Severe relentless back pain one gets during opiate withdrawal.
hardest part of detox will be the monkey on your back
by XsubZ April 17, 2010
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