by TORQUEDENUTS March 2, 2020
Get the Torques my Nutsmug. When the human male contracts every single sexually transmitted disease known to mankind that one would rather copulate with a three week old seekh kabab skewer that was left outside on the streets of Karachi.
Amanda: God damn it, my crotch has been on fire since last night!
Brittany: Wait, did you fuck Vighnesh?
Amanda: Well yeah. There wasn't any other human male within a 500 mile radius of Devanahalli.
Brittany: Serves you right. Didn't you know he has masala nuts? He's on the UN watchlist for masala nuts.
Brittany: Wait, did you fuck Vighnesh?
Amanda: Well yeah. There wasn't any other human male within a 500 mile radius of Devanahalli.
Brittany: Serves you right. Didn't you know he has masala nuts? He's on the UN watchlist for masala nuts.
by knottyfibre January 23, 2024
Get the Masala Nutsmug. Deez nuts is a joke made lots of people on tik tok and if you get a text saying :
Candice
Ligma
And so on, your getting a deez nuts or balls joke
Candice
Ligma
And so on, your getting a deez nuts or balls joke
On kahoot: Candice joins
Teacher: "who's Candice?"
All the students: "can deez nuts fit on your mouth"
Teacher: "who's Candice?"
All the students: "can deez nuts fit on your mouth"
by ImnotCandice June 18, 2021
Get the Deez nutsmug. Directly at ter masturbating to a picture of his lifelong crush, he felt a little guilty and wondered if he even liked her at all, but those were just nut thoughts.
by Ianrayc March 14, 2019
Get the Nut Thoughtsmug. Guy's pants that are so tight; thus cutting off circulation to his penis. There by killing off all his sperm and any chance of him getting erection.
Nate wearing those nut choker pants is probably the best thing for human genome.
Looks like Nathan's Dominatrix , is punishing him by making him wear those nut choker pants.
Nate's girlfriend finally went Lorena Bobbittn his nuts. But, instead of cutting them off she switch out his tight pant for nut choker pants.
Looks like Nathan's Dominatrix , is punishing him by making him wear those nut choker pants.
Nate's girlfriend finally went Lorena Bobbittn his nuts. But, instead of cutting them off she switch out his tight pant for nut choker pants.
by Ice86 November 30, 2022
Get the Nut Choker Pantsmug. Half-hearted masturbation the morning after a bender with the hope that jerking to completion will somehow help alleviate the symptoms of your hangover.
Q: Damn man why did you drain all of the hot water?
A: Sorry dude, I was trying to get that hangover nut.
A: Sorry dude, I was trying to get that hangover nut.
by Connie Linquos March 12, 2014
Get the hangover nutmug. by Peeweedle February 22, 2017
Get the spider nutmug.