The Ant-Man

A smart way to have sex when your face doesn't allow it

The lonely maiden lies dormant in her chambers, while, unbeknownst to her, the Ant-Man senses an opportunity to penetrate the fortress. He stealthily makes his way into her room. She doses on and on. He seizes his destiny and makes quick work with his meat sword. All the while she remains asleep and unsuspecting. The Ant-Man makes a quick escape, entirely unnoticed. Quest accomplished. The maiden awakes on the morrow with a strange feeling that some dubious activities transpired during the night. However, she will never know of the Ant-Man's escapades for his guile and stealth are second to none... He lives to see another day.

by ko6mi October 2, 2015

man qweef

When a man farts like a pussy

Damn David!!! Did drop a man qweef just now?

by David Nealy April 9, 2016

True Man

Gets past November 1 without using a free nut

This nibba aint a true man cuz he nutted at 11:59 while watching hentai

by LordNutter420 November 2, 2018

man spread

when a male or female spreads there legs to stop other people from sitting with them.

Person 1. I think I am gonna come sit here
Person 2. OH NO MAN SPREAD

by galpal84 September 13, 2018

Hammer man

A massive elongated penis who only comes over for one thing to hammer the wet vagina real good

Bring that fucking hammer man here daddy ive been waiting all day for you

by Savy my nigga September 16, 2018

turtle man

a turtle thats a man

hey look, its turtle man!

by turtle man 5 September 28, 2018

Donut Man

The guy that lives next door and makes really great donuts but is really creepy and stares at people through their windows.

Omg look at him he is so creepy!

Yeah but he makes great donuts.

Hes the donut man!

by The_b3st_m3m3 April 15, 2018