Double-Blind Bias

The assumption that a double-blind protocol is a flawless truth machine, creating an infallible "fact." This bias ignores how the study's fundamental design, question framing, population selection, and statistical analysis are all loaded with human choices and cultural values before the first pill is blinded.

*Example: Citing a double-blind study "proving" a new antidepressant works, while ignoring that the study only measured a narrow, questionnaire-defined "depression" over 8 weeks in a hand-picked cohort, excluding people with complex comorbidities. The double-blind bias mistakes a specific, constructed result for universal, contextless truth.*

by Dumu The Void February 9, 2026

Double Bleeder

Having sex with a girl on her period while she has a nosebleed.

Hey man, I just slept with that chick and she hit me with that double bleeder it was dope

by Deliriosg February 20, 2026

Double Berthing

When you let two ships into the same dock.
(When you put two penises in the same hole)

“Did you hear about Lisa’s threesome?”

“Yeah I heard she’s into double berthing, needed two guys to do the job”

by Cervellona February 25, 2026

Double Cheese

Having a man ejaculate while feeling him yoghurt

Jessica visited Joshua in hospital and decided to cheer him up to give him a double cheese while the nurses weren’t looking.

by Cheesecleavage March 3, 2026

Double barrel kiss

Kiss a shotgun and goodnight

“Dude I got drafted.” “Damn dude I guess the only option is a double barrel kiss”

by Staxey March 4, 2026

Double cap action

Showing both of your nuts/balls

I was bored so I gave my dog double cap action.

by Mrcaps March 4, 2026

Double logging

The act of defecation into a broken toilet where previous deposits have not been flushed away.

Dang. I really had to go, but the loo's broken. I had no choice except double logging.

by Bunnoe March 13, 2026